Message from @Kryptonite

Discord ID: 642471725615022131


2019-11-08 18:42:27 UTC  

will get rid of your gut

2019-11-08 18:42:32 UTC  

push ups are like level 1 workouts

2019-11-08 18:42:40 UTC  

stupid caucasian

2019-11-08 18:42:48 UTC  

like doing lunges

2019-11-08 18:42:53 UTC  

Im pretty sure Cardio will help get rid of fat

2019-11-08 18:43:59 UTC  

wow no shit

2019-11-08 18:44:39 UTC  

can either of you name a workout outside of stuff you did in middle school gym class

2019-11-08 18:44:39 UTC  

Im pretty sure you'll still shit

2019-11-08 18:44:54 UTC  

probably not

2019-11-08 18:45:03 UTC  

cause working out is ***gay***

2019-11-08 18:45:35 UTC  

skinnyfat cope

2019-11-08 19:40:53 UTC  

fatties

2019-11-08 21:03:56 UTC  

Ive been going an hour on the treadmill a day

2019-11-08 21:04:21 UTC  

Im also going to furiously masturbate when i get home

2019-11-08 21:04:55 UTC  

But im worried that will kill my stamina

2019-11-08 21:08:19 UTC  

I hope the gi can clear up this rash

2019-11-08 21:12:40 UTC  

Really getting of my butthole issues

2019-11-08 21:12:56 UTC  

you disgust me

2019-11-08 21:12:58 UTC  

Cant get dick when i have this bad rash

2019-11-08 21:13:09 UTC  

unironically

2019-11-08 21:13:15 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜ก

2019-11-08 21:16:27 UTC  

Fuck

2019-11-08 21:16:39 UTC  

Anyone here ever have a colonoscopy?

2019-11-08 21:17:04 UTC  

Like how many days am i going to be shitting uncontrollably?

2019-11-08 21:29:29 UTC  

Should i just shit myself in public?

2019-11-08 21:32:56 UTC  

Im going to buy a sex doll and rp with it as my mom. I can be a shota. Maybe ill just shit all over myself in the bathtub while im punching myself in the face

2019-11-08 21:33:20 UTC  

just make a hole in your pants

2019-11-08 21:33:25 UTC  

boom you can shit anywhere

2019-11-08 21:36:56 UTC  

Fucking genius

2019-11-08 21:41:15 UTC  

Fuck

2019-11-08 21:42:20 UTC  

I guess my primary doctor approved the appt

2019-11-08 21:42:31 UTC  

I havent received a call saying otherwise

2019-11-08 21:43:07 UTC  

I just need to know how many days i need to prepare

2019-11-08 21:43:41 UTC  

Im rubbing my penis right now

2019-11-08 21:45:11 UTC  

Good god i really wish i had a dick to sit on right now

2019-11-08 21:46:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308995540782284817/642480143746727997/wefwefrtg.jpg

2019-11-08 21:47:34 UTC  

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2019-11-08 21:47:55 UTC  

If she makes a joke, im just ripping her clothes off and dicking her down

2019-11-08 21:49:06 UTC  

Why cant real women look like this?

2019-11-08 21:49:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308995540782284817/642480780840271903/unknown-1.png

2019-11-08 21:49:28 UTC  

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