Message from @Kryptonite
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will get rid of your gut
push ups are like level 1 workouts
stupid caucasian
like doing lunges
Im pretty sure Cardio will help get rid of fat
wow no shit
can either of you name a workout outside of stuff you did in middle school gym class
Im pretty sure you'll still shit
probably not
cause working out is ***gay***
skinnyfat cope
fatties
Ive been going an hour on the treadmill a day
Im also going to furiously masturbate when i get home
But im worried that will kill my stamina
I hope the gi can clear up this rash
Really getting of my butthole issues
you disgust me
Cant get dick when i have this bad rash
unironically
Fuck
Anyone here ever have a colonoscopy?
Like how many days am i going to be shitting uncontrollably?
Should i just shit myself in public?
Im going to buy a sex doll and rp with it as my mom. I can be a shota. Maybe ill just shit all over myself in the bathtub while im punching myself in the face
just make a hole in your pants
boom you can shit anywhere
Fucking genius
Fuck
I guess my primary doctor approved the appt
I havent received a call saying otherwise
I just need to know how many days i need to prepare
Im rubbing my penis right now
Good god i really wish i had a dick to sit on right now
If she makes a joke, im just ripping her clothes off and dicking her down
Why cant real women look like this?