Nah just chain yourself up in the basement or garage and swallow the key
it should be a couple of days until people notice your missing
"if you want to get get rid of a fat gut you have to do pushups or something"
to lose stomach fat i shall train my not-stomach-muscles
lol
yeah or something
my point is to excercise @T. Raven
no your point is retarded
how
excercising
will get rid of your gut
push ups are like level 1 workouts
stupid caucasian
like doing lunges
Im pretty sure Cardio will help get rid of fat
wow no shit
can either of you name a workout outside of stuff you did in middle school gym class
Im pretty sure you'll still shit
probably not
cause working out is ***gay***
skinnyfat cope
fatties
Ive been going an hour on the treadmill a day
Im also going to furiously masturbate when i get home
But im worried that will kill my stamina
I hope the gi can clear up this rash
Really getting of my butthole issues
you disgust me
Cant get dick when i have this bad rash
unironically
😡
Fuck
Anyone here ever have a colonoscopy?
Like how many days am i going to be shitting uncontrollably?
Should i just shit myself in public?
Im going to buy a sex doll and rp with it as my mom. I can be a shota. Maybe ill just shit all over myself in the bathtub while im punching myself in the face
just make a hole in your pants
boom you can shit anywhere
Fucking genius
I guess my primary doctor approved the appt
