But on the other hand, they were sometimes hired as bodyguards or private armies

Before the various reforms to prevent private armies

Ahh like the modern WWE guys just real lol

Another fun fsct: they got laid

A lot

The sex appeal of the gladiators had NO MATCH

That's cool then being bodyguards lol

Them*

@Koningin Van Italië that sounds reasonable lol

@Magneto ✌ a wife of a senator (the second highest charge of the state) fleed with a gladiator in a romantic escape

They even got their own fan girls writing stuff on the walls

And they answered saying how big was their Gladius and such

This caused a lot of jealousy from various romans

I have the book I'm reading in the other room

It sounds more jolly than how the movies portrays it lol

Always these miserable guys not wanting to fight but forced to lol

Let me get it so I can make you see the photo

Okies

@Magneto ✌ they were miserable, not wanting to fight and forced

But it had also some upsides

Ahhh I get it

Lol Wth...talk about boasting lol

Wait is that a lion?

This is a tintibullanum (wind chime) representing a gladiator cutting his own dick head

Nope @Magneto ✌ a dog

This is a criticism towards the gladiator promiscuity

@Koningin Van Italië wow ...did they really cute it or just myth ?

Cut*

No no, it's just a criticism

It's a symbolism for castration

Ahhh

U sure know alot about this stuff lol...it's really interesting

I like Roman history

https://archive.org/details/DDayTheDayOfTreasonAndInfamy

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“I dealt with a couple of such individuals at work. When people get suspicious that the neo-vagina is causing the problems that put them in the hospital, nobody knows what to do. We had a patient who had cancer ‘up in it’ and it was causing him (?) to stink out the entire ward, but everyone thought it was just intractable UTI. The cancer was causing recurrent bloodstream infections but nobody could figure out the infection’s source. CT images were basically uninterpretable, although were concerning. They tried a transvaginal ultrasound- probe goes up the vagina, standard procedure for real ladies- but the probe would not fit and the patient started howling in pain at any pressure. The ultrasound probe, which has a disposable plastic covering, came out of the hole covered in the most profanely rancid clumps of slime from hell you’ve ever seen. The ultrasound technician somehow kept her cool and suggested we send the slime and lumps to the lab. Micro-results showed necrotic cancer pieces in poly-microbial abscess soup. Salvage surgery was a complete sh*tshow, probably literally. The patient died of septic shock days later. To my knowledge, the only person to visit was the neighbor watching the house while he was in the hospital.”

This is from a podcast

Im not using a copypasta

https://therightstuff.biz/2019/05/22/tds446-the-adolf-in-the-room/

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Smh