Message from @Koningin Van Italië
Discord ID: 586389470732091412
Would have been useful in the battlefield
In fact, most of time (like 80% of the time) the population wanted the gladiators to live because they were loved
But on the other hand, they were sometimes hired as bodyguards or private armies
Before the various reforms to prevent private armies
Ahh like the modern WWE guys just real lol
Another fun fsct: they got laid
A lot
The sex appeal of the gladiators had NO MATCH
That's cool then being bodyguards lol
Them*
@Koningin Van Italië that sounds reasonable lol
@Magneto ✌ a wife of a senator (the second highest charge of the state) fleed with a gladiator in a romantic escape
They even got their own fan girls writing stuff on the walls
And they answered saying how big was their Gladius and such
This caused a lot of jealousy from various romans
I have the book I'm reading in the other room
It sounds more jolly than how the movies portrays it lol
Always these miserable guys not wanting to fight but forced to lol
Let me get it so I can make you see the photo
Okies
@Magneto ✌ they were miserable, not wanting to fight and forced
Ahhh I get it
Lol Wth...talk about boasting lol
Wait is that a lion?
This is a tintibullanum (wind chime) representing a gladiator cutting his own dick head
Nope @Magneto ✌ a dog
This is a criticism towards the gladiator promiscuity
@Koningin Van Italië wow ...did they really cute it or just myth ?
Cut*
No no, it's just a criticism
It's a symbolism for castration
Ahhh
U sure know alot about this stuff lol...it's really interesting
I like Roman history
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“I dealt with a couple of such individuals at work. When people get suspicious that the neo-vagina is causing the problems that put them in the hospital, nobody knows what to do. We had a patient who had cancer ‘up in it’ and it was causing him (?) to stink out the entire ward, but everyone thought it was just intractable UTI. The cancer was causing recurrent bloodstream infections but nobody could figure out the infection’s source. CT images were basically uninterpretable, although were concerning. They tried a transvaginal ultrasound- probe goes up the vagina, standard procedure for real ladies- but the probe would not fit and the patient started howling in pain at any pressure. The ultrasound probe, which has a disposable plastic covering, came out of the hole covered in the most profanely rancid clumps of slime from hell you’ve ever seen. The ultrasound technician somehow kept her cool and suggested we send the slime and lumps to the lab. Micro-results showed necrotic cancer pieces in poly-microbial abscess soup. Salvage surgery was a complete sh*tshow, probably literally. The patient died of septic shock days later. To my knowledge, the only person to visit was the neighbor watching the house while he was in the hospital.”
This is from a podcast
Im not using a copypasta