You are what happens when coomers go wrong

you are a coomer

i havent coomed in 12 years

since my wife left me

and my erectile dysfunction took hold

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Sad cumbrain

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the fact that a zoomer who cooms with his burnt out coomer sense's has these EMOTICONS is disappointing\

back in my day

we only had sticks

and water

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Back in your day you didn’t have to box your penis to get feeling in it

Old man

listen here you little shit

ive survived 12 wars 2 marriages 3 kids 44 kidney stones 5 band break ups 6 tax audits 1 tax evasion lawsuit

i will not take lip from some coomer who forgot his fortnite game was still playing while his mommie went to take him for his little nuggie wuggies

12 wars

No.

12 wars

9 of those were more or less internal but non the less a war

Again

Boxing feeling into your old man dick

Doesn’t count

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listen here

dont make me call your mommie

okay boomer

coom time?

coom time.

@Piney coomer boomer

*except it isn't*

coomer boomers

ew

Yes.

im not a coomer

scrum

i cant coom

my erectile dysfunction makes it impossible