M'lady, please be aware that, unlike these boorish hooligans in this channel, I will always respect and cherish your feminine opinion. In a masculine dominated society, it takes a special kind of womanly courage to speak up, and I shall be your champion, your shining knight. I shall defend you from the barbarian mysoginists who encroach on you, and I will take it upon myself to defend my fair lady wherever she may go :)
Fear not, for while there are many knavish brutes here, I, a very kind and nice man who has been regarded as a very nice man in the past, will be there to shine the way forward for you!
Truly yours, forever and always
