yes you fucking are

mic broke

*as i walk slowly through my castle halls, i get the light scent of blood coming from my dungeon. i get hungry, and rush through the corridor*

i dont have smartphone

He approaches @evoken , kicking his feet into motion, bitchslapping him with ultimate strength.

*i just need me a goth bitch to suck the blood from me cok*

GUSTAV

I AM IN TEARS CTN

I thought evoken would've necked by now

why does this guy sound like an actual vampire

are we going to get investigated now

there's an actual vampire in our server

in my server

tf bro

tell the FBI i'm out

i completely fell out of immersion now

fuck these terrorists.

looooool

fuck dis server im boutta put on my white face paint and go with my people LMFAOOOOO

i can give you some bright white foundation

im gonna kill every terrorist

*pulls out my massive bat-cock*

dirty cunt

Shut the fuck up

i did not know that evoken

dont assume we know that dead peoples dicks get hard

doesn't that make u a hoe for thinking bout tht

It's true lol

Yeah I would say that I'm a vampire. I have been a vampire ever since Twilight came out. You probably just think that I'm some sick fucking fanboy but naahh. I am telling you, I am a vampire. If you normies try to fuck with me I will turn you into one. Or kill you. Before Twilight came out I was a furry. I watched that freaky furry porn shit and I just fucking loved it. If you want to be a vampire, feel free to become one. Nothing is stopping you bro. Nothing is stopping you. RippedVolcano is out, take care and stay bloody. xDD rawr

xDD rawr

amen

@evoken im recording this have fun living with that voice clip

Kapp

im trying so hard not to laugh

i don't wanna wake up my roommate LMFFF

who's talking in the background evoken

shut the fuck up im talking to evoken not you

Ok so i have a new boyfriend "yay" and we have been seeing each other for about a month now :P

anyway, the other night we had a twilight marathon (i LOVE twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend!

I've been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out- i consider myself to be a vampire now- i usually just save the blood i lose naturally each month (i usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later.

I decided that i would try and "turn" my new boyfriend. So i've been cooking my blood into his food when he comes over- i have tried making blood pudding as well, but that only works if i've had a heavy flow (you need A LOT of blood)- so i usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc. etc. He has absolutely no idea :P

i've been doing this for about 3-4 weeks- do you think he would be a vampire by now?

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