I'm in a good mood. Yall get 2 today. 😊

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?

||Because it was two tired||

Ahahahah, I loved that one

I ordered a chicken and an egg on the internet ||ill let you know||

https://youtu.be/XnAy_1yhWAQ

I had to think for a sec...

Lol

Not sure if this is a dad joke tbh

Heh big funny tho

Is say it's more <#801170177902772254> but it's good

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Though it's not really a dad joke, I'd count it. 👍

Especially since thats exactly what I think when I see that...

🤣

How different branches of the military use the stars (especially for Tyler):
Marines sleep under the stars.
Navy navigates by the stars.
Air Force selects hotels by the stars.

There comes a time in every woman's life when she feels the need to surround herself with dogs.
Its called the many paws.

what about nog? like egg nog?

oh nevermind...

<:Brainlet:752612764287238240>

<a:AwkwardKid:726883797584445561>

that is uh... not my proudest moment

I can think of 1...but it’s not allowed to be said/typed in this server.

<:BeGoneCommie:788953338821607454>

you mean you don't try to keep your hubby happy qwerty?

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-ill-allow-it-allowed-gif-4468552

I’m terribly sorry but this will be my last dad joke. I will not be going into the dad jokes section anymore because Snowwhite banned me from it. Until further notice, this will be my last dad joke <:salut:730846445732888630>

What?!

X for doubt

You said that would be your last dad joke, but then you post one right below it? <:What2:777241822930010132>

XD

It was a hilarious meme that would go great here. <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

Petition to unban Hashi from dad jokes