“Sir, yes Sir!”
“And what would that present be, Recruit?
“I would like a birthday beating, Sargeant! I would like everyone in this hall to beat me as hard as they can!”
“Recruit, sadly if I asked everyone here to beat you as hard as they could, your pathetic constitution could not stand up to their combined strength, as weak as that might be. How about this, recruit. Every Recruit standing in this hall will line up and punch you as hard as they can exactly one time! How would that make you feel?”
“That would make me feel delighted, Sargeant!”

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You write good.. keep it up! And THANK YOU

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Do you like writing or is it a hobby?

What's the difference?

But yes, I like to write.

Well. I thought you would tell me

If you like to write then it comes from deep down inside and becomes a passion but if it is just a hobby that you write it’s just an occasional thing that comes to your mind that you enjoy

Something like that I guess

I used to write much more frequently. Trying to wean myself from Social Media, I promised myself I would start writing again tonight, and so I saw it was your birthday and wrote this.

Nice. It was like..”. I wanted more”

Thats a good thing

Awesome, thank you.

You need to invest more time to writing. I think you have talent

It flowed really well... kept my interest... wanting more

😉✨💪

Thanks man, I'll get some more caffiene in me and I'll see what I can come up with.

GREAT!

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LMFAO. Trow, you made my day!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mF_nOb4_ew8&feature=share

Ah good ole freedomtoons

I just read it @Kreia's Disciple

It’s awesome<:ExcitedPepe:781198443665424424>

Alright who dares me to eat a Buffalo chicken sandwich for breakfast?

Are you trying to melt you insides?

Brush your teeth before 💀

Eat a pineapple before.

A whole pineapple.

Mmmmm. It’s breakfast time here ..I need a buffalo chicken sandwich yummy

Git mee a sammmich

I had OJ and strawberries

before?

oh, i forgot, fluride makes food taste bad <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Especially Buffalo 😅

Fluoride<:Ben_Cringe:752572527120875520>

Flooride

Flooreyed

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