Message from @Sgt.Barkley
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The whistle blew outside the Dorm. “CITIZEN RECRUITS OF ZULU PLATOON, FOOOOORM UP!” Training Sargeant Barkley's voice bellowed through the hall. Dean opened the door and stepped out in his olive drab uniform, and held the door open for Six Five and Cat. If this had been first or second phase, there would have been more hustle. But at this point, everyone had all but passed, and citizenship was nearly guaranteed. Forty teenage boys lined the rec hall in four perfect rows of ten. Barkley screamed “Citizen recruit Nuke come forward!”
Nathan “Nuke” did so. Dean was surprised. Had he done something wrong? This late in Final Phase?
“Citizen Recruit! I noticed there was something you were just dying to tell the rest of the Platoon! Can you tell us what it is?”
Ah. Birthday boy. Ok. By now it was a collective thought in the platoon. They had all seen this done to others. Now, apparently, it was Nuke's special day. Sure enough:“Sargeant Barkley! It is my Sixteenth Birthday today!” Screamed Nuke.
“Holy Hell, is that how old you are, you stupid scumfuck!? Recruit, congratulations, it truly astounds everyone standing here today that you have not succeeded in killing yourself before now! That deserves some special recognition! Would you like a Birthday Present?”
“Sir, yes Sir!”
“And what would that present be, Recruit?
“I would like a birthday beating, Sargeant! I would like everyone in this hall to beat me as hard as they can!”
“Recruit, sadly if I asked everyone here to beat you as hard as they could, your pathetic constitution could not stand up to their combined strength, as weak as that might be. How about this, recruit. Every Recruit standing in this hall will line up and punch you as hard as they can exactly one time! How would that make you feel?”
“That would make me feel delighted, Sargeant!”
🤣😂🤩
You write good.. keep it up! And THANK YOU
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Do you like writing or is it a hobby?
What's the difference?
But yes, I like to write.
Well. I thought you would tell me
If you like to write then it comes from deep down inside and becomes a passion but if it is just a hobby that you write it’s just an occasional thing that comes to your mind that you enjoy
Something like that I guess
I used to write much more frequently. Trying to wean myself from Social Media, I promised myself I would start writing again tonight, and so I saw it was your birthday and wrote this.
Nice. It was like..”. I wanted more”
Thats a good thing
Awesome, thank you.
You need to invest more time to writing. I think you have talent
It flowed really well... kept my interest... wanting more
😉✨💪
Thanks man, I'll get some more caffiene in me and I'll see what I can come up with.
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LMFAO. Trow, you made my day!
Ah good ole freedomtoons
I just read it @Kreia's Disciple
It’s awesome<:ExcitedPepe:781198443665424424>
Alright who dares me to eat a Buffalo chicken sandwich for breakfast?
Are you trying to melt you insides?
Brush your teeth before 💀
Eat a pineapple before.
A whole pineapple.
Mmmmm. It’s breakfast time here ..I need a buffalo chicken sandwich yummy
Git mee a sammmich
I had OJ and strawberries
before?
oh, i forgot, fluride makes food taste bad <:KEK:795742276549607456>
Especially Buffalo 😅
Fluoride<:Ben_Cringe:752572527120875520>
Flooride
Flooreyed