For I am the only one

@stir fried lung juice i hereby usurp your throne

You can’t

this will make good farming land for my empire...

Can’t un god the god

guys, cannibalism is now illegal! we have plants to eat

You can’t be a king without followers

And I have followers

Less than 24 hours, and this really cool channel has devolved into a playground argument. Bravo.

Lol

Look guys cool cactus i found

Look another cactus

This was one of my philodendrons in my old house.

Nice

Indoor plants are cool

It's all I have, besides my roses.

I had to chop over a hundred feet of those off to move them when I moved a year ago.

Dang

There's another light fixture like that at the other end of the room; they eventually grew around that and back several times.

Damn

I grew pumpkins in my room, never was a problem as long as I kept it trimmed

You can cut off a sprig, put it in a bottle of water in the sun, and as long as you top it off, they'll grow from just that.

For years.

Yeah there’s a couple of plants like that

Tomatoes is one

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Up until about....seven? years ago, any plant I touched besides roses or peppers died.

Oof

No clue what changed, but I'm finally rid of my black thumb.

That’s good

Yeah. Now my cats destroy anything less than four feet above the floor. LOL

They obliterated my jade plant. It was two feet across and over three feet tall.

F

Also

Bow down to me

You seem to be a nice enough person, but whoopty-frick.

Yeah

I challenge thee to a dual

How did they let you be king? 🤔😶