King of plants

Is me

I kneel to no man

Dude you forgot hippies don't believe in money dude

I am not a man

I am a plant

So You're a hippie

No

Plant

Yes a hippie vegetable

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No

I can 1-up you

No you can never one up the plant king

What about the plant God?

I am also plant god

Ha

Damn it *beat me again*

One up that bro

HAHA

Remove that title mortal one

For I am the only one

@stir fried lung juice i hereby usurp your throne

You can’t

this will make good farming land for my empire...

Can’t un god the god

guys, cannibalism is now illegal! we have plants to eat

You can’t be a king without followers

And I have followers

Less than 24 hours, and this really cool channel has devolved into a playground argument. Bravo.

Lol

Look guys cool cactus i found

Look another cactus

This was one of my philodendrons in my old house.

Nice

Indoor plants are cool

It's all I have, besides my roses.

I had to chop over a hundred feet of those off to move them when I moved a year ago.

Dang

There's another light fixture like that at the other end of the room; they eventually grew around that and back several times.