She’s too cute I could never, and I know she’s only here bc I’m her favorite lol

I get it a lot thanks

If she's three, find something shiny, shake it front of her face, and play fetch.

ah makes sense

Just cover your eyes and the girl won’t know where you are

Make weird chirping noises when she's not looking at you, tell her to find the birdie.

Ingenious

just throw the head part of your ghillie suit on

scared the shit out of my brother lol

That’s awesome <:KEK:795742276549607456>

My nephews and nieces have kids of their own, but still say I'm the fun uncle.

Hello

hey there

Twitter is so desperate for people to be on its platform it sends me like 20 notifs a day <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Ya gotta come up with things to keep them occupied.

I should turn them off

Yo, Tomato.

It's the tomato

I’m almost level 10 on Pokémon go <:ExcitedPepe:781198443665424424>

Soon I can trade

pokemon go, wasnt that popular in 2016?

ohh shit remember that 1 kid who made a song about it

I think so, I’m behind on the times ok <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

Pokémon go...*has Hillary 2016 flashbacks*

I just like it bc you can transfer Pokémon from go into the switch games

i play pokemon go everyday

in 4 years we're going to have flashbacks of biden's america

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Yeah, as soon as Hillary said Pokemon Go to the polls, I was like... “I’m out”

That was horrible lol

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Same reason I don’t eat Chipotle anymore.

I’ve never been there lol

You already know she didnt know anything about pokemon lol she just did it for attention with people who play the game

pokemon?

card game?

imagine finding a box of 1st gen pokemon cards

Then Donald Trump became a pokemon lol

All of Pokémon lol