yup

i walked away from a burning car that was crumpled into half the size it started.

and.. still alive.

Others have commented, family included, on how I have a death wish

usually if you have a deathwish, youll live long enough to spite everyone you know

So I can spit in their coffin and on their graves

One accident like that, one where I was thrown from a truck through the wing mirror face-first, etc.
...Still alive.

I have had the dubious distinction of waking up in the hospital twice in my life with a rebuilt face.

thats impressive

I have to be at lax at 7 am and im in sacramento 🥴

Been hit by multiple vehicles over the years and I'm still standing

I'm the luckiest unlucky man alive. I get hit with every damn thing, but I survive.

ive only been hit by one when i wasnt in another vehicle

luckily was drunk and the car was going slow

Misery loves company

Ive been hit by a parked car

LOL I call it my cockroach card.

Sued him

I don't sue

drunk people dont really get hurt if they survive their stupidity

Just joking i said parked car lol

I just get up, dust myself off, and walk away

Stupid people are everywhere

I've been shot, stabbed, drowned, crushed, electrocuted, set on fire, and poisoned. All before the age of 15.

*Democrats <:thinking:726878987837636698>

thats impressive

i caught myself on fire once

Forgot hung.

Who shot u

luckily it was an alcohol fire

I got set on fire at work lucky me i had fire proof gloves on

First time? My brother. Second? Random drive-by.

Why did ur bro shoot u

thats what siblings do. i stabbed my brother with a rapier

He wanted to see if the cast on my leg would stop a bullet.

Lol

On purpose you almost killed each othee.

Evidently **not**

isnt that normal

Hi

Spoiler: It didn't.