Maybe I’ll meet a cute Christian cowgirl :)

yesss sirrr

farmers only .com

Lol

CornHub

Watch young corn get plowed

😳

lol

hot

I remember seeing those ads on tv for farmersonly.com

i kinda want old corn tho

That’s my most recent hookup app <:whatever:786409314196652043>

Wait is it actually a real thing?

it was before i got some weird ass smart TV

I thought it was satire like Bee

yes ❤️

I am alone.

go on tinder and meet someone

well you dont have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

or date ur cousin that always works

always a blast

I live in Texas, not Alabama.

it don't matter

Stupid Californian liberals going into Texas

Im moving to texas in a few years

My cousins are married and significantly older than I am, but they were adopted, how did you know?

get rid of cali

buch of soy boys

put dynomite in the San Andreas fault and launch them into the Pacific

Somtimes i think im the only republican in cali

You are

Although Technoblade did make fun of liberals once so there may be two of you

Nah cali is full of smart people

All the liberals live in the big cities

"smart"

Yeah

yeah my ass

Smart is the conservative ones

The liberals live in the cities

Smart people he means people who live in smart homes with smart watches and smart cars

Who have like a thousand different gadgets for simple tasks