We have itchy bull nettle around here

Which.. also I think is edible

I recommend eating milkweed

But I won't be testing it

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It leaves little needles in your skin if it brushes against you

Or something

I recommend eating lantana berries

No, its literally the only plant that my first reaction is kill it with fire.

I ate those as a kid out of the forest

I sat on one once

My mom called poison control

Lol

But never markers I wouldn’t eat that kind of stuff

I've called them a few times.

The twins ate pokeberries

One of the twins got into some tylenol

My garden is poison control's field day

My daughter ate half a bottle of vit d supplements

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That's the day I found out that vitamin d wasn't supposed to make you dizzy

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And I was just broken, and that she wasn't in any danger lol

But I would eat apparently leaving cat food on your porch in Tennessee attracts bears

Apparently I cant take the supplements at all, and I cant be in the sun either for long

Yeah, our yard is down to edible stuff now

Oof

Or at least.. not toxic stuff

Like my garden

The garden of cyanide

Some of it isn't edible, but tastes so bad noone would want to eat it.

I know this, because I tasted things when I couldn't figure out if they were a or b

Because both grow here.

Did end up eating some poisonous Horseweed stuff

The kids didn't though

Well at least the plants kill pests

I was just tasting to see if it was that or dill

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Ummm

I did plant some flowers that aren't edible this time

What is it with you and eating plants