Message from @Boeing AH-64 Apache

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2021-03-10 04:42:19 UTC  

Eat it

2021-03-10 04:42:20 UTC  

All thistle leaves are apparently edible when cooked

2021-03-10 04:42:27 UTC  

Eat them raw

2021-03-10 04:42:32 UTC  

Don't eat them raw

2021-03-10 04:42:40 UTC  

Cook them first. Like kale

2021-03-10 04:42:42 UTC  

Make thistle wine

2021-03-10 04:42:50 UTC  

Like they will give you cyanide poisoning if you eat of touch them

2021-03-10 04:42:52 UTC  

Which is also unpleasant raw tbh.

2021-03-10 04:42:52 UTC  

Would the thorns soften by the time or nah

2021-03-10 04:42:54 UTC  

<:Teeth:798301808996384828>

2021-03-10 04:43:05 UTC  

Yum yum

2021-03-10 04:43:21 UTC  

The thorns should be removed.

2021-03-10 04:43:26 UTC  

Don't eat the thorns

2021-03-10 04:43:47 UTC  

I didn't plant them,god did

2021-03-10 04:43:49 UTC  

Ah okay I could easily rip it off then

2021-03-10 04:43:51 UTC  

That wouldn't be comfortable. They may soften with cooking?

2021-03-10 04:43:59 UTC  

I think it's a sign

2021-03-10 04:44:03 UTC  

Lol

2021-03-10 04:44:21 UTC  

We have itchy bull nettle around here

2021-03-10 04:44:31 UTC  

Which.. also I think is edible

2021-03-10 04:44:37 UTC  

I recommend eating milkweed

2021-03-10 04:44:39 UTC  

But I won't be testing it

2021-03-10 04:45:00 UTC  

Yeah that's what children are for<:Teeth:798301808996384828>

2021-03-10 04:45:08 UTC  

It leaves little needles in your skin if it brushes against you

2021-03-10 04:45:08 UTC  

Or something

2021-03-10 04:45:09 UTC  

I recommend eating lantana berries

2021-03-10 04:45:24 UTC  

No, its literally the only plant that my first reaction is kill it with fire.

2021-03-10 04:45:28 UTC  

I ate those as a kid out of the forest

2021-03-10 04:45:29 UTC  

I sat on one once

2021-03-10 04:45:38 UTC  

My mom called poison control

2021-03-10 04:45:43 UTC  

Lol

2021-03-10 04:45:57 UTC  

But never markers I wouldn’t eat that kind of stuff

2021-03-10 04:46:01 UTC  

I've called them a few times.

2021-03-10 04:46:10 UTC  

The twins ate pokeberries

2021-03-10 04:46:28 UTC  

One of the twins got into some tylenol

2021-03-10 04:46:41 UTC  

My garden is poison control's field day

2021-03-10 04:46:48 UTC  

My daughter ate half a bottle of vit d supplements

2021-03-10 04:47:05 UTC  

How the fuc<:Teeth:798301808996384828>

2021-03-10 04:47:17 UTC  

That's the day I found out that vitamin d wasn't supposed to make you dizzy

2021-03-10 04:47:28 UTC  

Well she doesn't need the sun for a while <:Teeth:798301808996384828>

2021-03-10 04:47:39 UTC  

And I was just broken, and that she wasn't in any danger lol