Message from @Boeing AH-64 Apache
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Eat it
All thistle leaves are apparently edible when cooked
Eat them raw
Don't eat them raw
Cook them first. Like kale
Make thistle wine
Like they will give you cyanide poisoning if you eat of touch them
Which is also unpleasant raw tbh.
Would the thorns soften by the time or nah
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Yum yum
The thorns should be removed.
Don't eat the thorns
I didn't plant them,god did
Ah okay I could easily rip it off then
That wouldn't be comfortable. They may soften with cooking?
I think it's a sign
Lol
We have itchy bull nettle around here
Which.. also I think is edible
But I won't be testing it
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It leaves little needles in your skin if it brushes against you
Or something
I recommend eating lantana berries
No, its literally the only plant that my first reaction is kill it with fire.
I ate those as a kid out of the forest
I sat on one once
My mom called poison control
Lol
But never markers I wouldn’t eat that kind of stuff
I've called them a few times.
The twins ate pokeberries
One of the twins got into some tylenol
My garden is poison control's field day
My daughter ate half a bottle of vit d supplements
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That's the day I found out that vitamin d wasn't supposed to make you dizzy
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And I was just broken, and that she wasn't in any danger lol