Message from @Shield Hero

Discord ID: 820089019286290482


2021-03-13 00:17:23 UTC  

***I need to see it.***

2021-03-13 00:17:32 UTC  

<:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-03-13 00:17:36 UTC  

Technically, seedlings are earthlings

2021-03-13 00:17:43 UTC  

True <:thinking:726878987837636698>

2021-03-13 00:17:49 UTC  

Yeah, then he called me governor Christi

2021-03-13 00:17:58 UTC  

*Greetongs Earthlingz*

2021-03-13 00:18:43 UTC  

Ok, now not so great news. A Spanish rapper made a song inciting violence against politicians.

2021-03-13 00:18:49 UTC  

He got arrested.

2021-03-13 00:18:52 UTC  

People rioted.

2021-03-13 00:18:58 UTC  

Not good stuff.

2021-03-13 00:19:04 UTC  

Hammer time. <:LeoDecaprio:768140752525852742>

2021-03-13 00:19:48 UTC  

Honestly I’m just as done with humanity as I am done with my family. It’s time for another extinction <:Teeth:798301808996384828>

2021-03-13 00:19:49 UTC  

Many rioters blatantly admiting they have no idea why they're there.

2021-03-13 00:20:01 UTC  

Simply delightful.

2021-03-13 00:20:13 UTC  

what movie was that where a modern era astronaut was left dead on the surface of the moon?

2021-03-13 00:20:24 UTC  

- Obama right before ending Racism

2021-03-13 00:20:31 UTC  

Martian or sth?

2021-03-13 00:20:42 UTC  

I think it was Mars

2021-03-13 00:20:49 UTC  

And then he made a potato farm

2021-03-13 00:20:58 UTC  

It was fun

2021-03-13 00:20:58 UTC  

I just remember the camera panning around to his reflective visor and music playing

2021-03-13 00:21:10 UTC  

I’d love to live on the moon

2021-03-13 00:21:20 UTC  

same lol

2021-03-13 00:21:31 UTC  

but it depends

2021-03-13 00:21:50 UTC  

how big and well stocked living place is

2021-03-13 00:21:59 UTC  

service etc

2021-03-13 00:22:26 UTC  

Change your name to Governor Christie for a while. <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-03-13 00:22:32 UTC  

Not much up there, if you believe nasa that means the first person on the moon who filmed everything is still up there, if you dont believe nasa it just a bunch of dust and rock. lol

2021-03-13 00:23:20 UTC  

Bet

2021-03-13 00:24:05 UTC  

*Nobody will know what's the reference. They will be driven mad*. <:PepeInDisguise:781192130923986974>

2021-03-13 00:24:22 UTC  

<:PepeInDisguise:781192130923986974>

2021-03-13 00:24:39 UTC  

Reference for what?

2021-03-13 00:24:56 UTC  

Exactly.

2021-03-13 00:25:01 UTC  

lol

2021-03-13 00:26:43 UTC  

Only kyros and soul knows <:PepeInDisguise:781192130923986974>

2021-03-13 00:28:50 UTC  

The stupid lesbian is always trying to tell me what I can and can’t eat it’s ridiculous. “Aren’t you on a diet? You can’t eat that” “oh you’re not on a diet I should be able to eat whatever including the food you got for yourself because you’re on a diet instead of the shit load of food we have in the pantry that you can’t eat because of your diet”

2021-03-13 00:29:13 UTC  

She’s so fucking irritating

2021-03-13 00:29:18 UTC  

yeah I think you are responsible enough

2021-03-13 00:29:19 UTC  

And she things she’s so smart too

2021-03-13 00:29:22 UTC  

*Does Kermit eat fly puppets?*

2021-03-13 00:29:57 UTC  

Well on my diet, I’m basically eating fucking fruit flies <:Teeth:798301808996384828>