no chiles?

i identify as your mom

You can be my mom

whats that supposed to mean

I have an outtie so I guess I'm male

I identify as a 200 year old green drawer that has dents on the side because people (talking about myself) drop over my legs.

Wtf

... are you ok?

oop

Mentally no

my outtie has 2 friends, and they confirm I'm male.

Physically no

It’s probably a good thing that I don’t have whatever that permission is

Emotionally no

Because I’d mess so much stuff up

Meme abundance yes

Oh yeah I'm good, just being a smartass

I identify as a black demisexual transgender female overweight midget
Now Gimme those reparations biden <a:dance_MoneyRain:741561706085351485>

Me neither

Same

breh

you're*

I’m currently lost in the largest grocery store I’ve ever been in

Who is in Indiana

Her Majesty requires me to ensure that English is spoken as she intends

This store is so huge and modern it has robots that do shopping for you

North or South?

eek

and you decided to get on discord

oh you posh fkr

Yeah

Got a problem with that?

no

i have respect for that

Enjoying the lockdown?

no pubs until July if Number 10 gets its way

Y’all know there are speakeasies right?

I have almost completely ignored all lockdowns and mask laws since the start

Like if you really want to find a place to sit down and have an indoor meal, there are places

Plenty of places actually