Message from @ElCalafate

Discord ID: 818823992597151754


2021-03-09 12:30:18 UTC  

Yet americans still can't make a good cup of tea

2021-03-09 12:30:26 UTC  

Last time I checked, 20 miles is less than 2,565 miles.

2021-03-09 12:30:30 UTC  

Sweet tea is gods drink

2021-03-09 12:30:31 UTC  

Tea taste like crappy water

2021-03-09 12:30:54 UTC  

You sure Idk

2021-03-09 12:30:57 UTC  

That's because Lipton isn't tea you bloody Yanks it's tea powder

2021-03-09 12:31:02 UTC  

Are you okay did you have a biden i mean a stroke?

2021-03-09 12:31:23 UTC  

Lmao did you have "a biden"

2021-03-09 12:31:39 UTC  

Excuses excuses. Cant defend your own country from getting the shit bombed out of them just like everybody else

2021-03-09 12:31:41 UTC  

You old chap are one good knobjockey 😂

2021-03-09 12:31:48 UTC  

What

2021-03-09 12:31:51 UTC  

Just saying it's easier to supply a force 20 miles away, than it is to supply one from 2,500 miles away.

2021-03-09 12:32:07 UTC  

Ok thats not what you typed tho

2021-03-09 12:32:25 UTC  

Discord makes me lose braincells

2021-03-09 12:33:25 UTC  

True pretty sure mr britain,us,jamaica and whatever the fuck else killed at least half of mine

2021-03-09 12:33:41 UTC  

What

2021-03-09 12:33:52 UTC  

"Mr. Britain?"

2021-03-09 12:34:01 UTC  

I'm not a fkin yank

2021-03-09 12:34:08 UTC  

I think Crumpet Muncher is better.

2021-03-09 12:34:08 UTC  

It's Sir Britain to you

2021-03-09 12:34:12 UTC  

Or Lord Britain

2021-03-09 12:34:20 UTC  

Whatever sir cunt

2021-03-09 12:34:30 UTC  

Scone muncher is also acceptable

2021-03-09 12:34:42 UTC  

Sir Cunt. <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-03-09 12:35:25 UTC  

I'll have you know Britain was the country that orchestrated the snuke in clinton's snizz

2021-03-09 12:36:10 UTC  

What i dont speak tyrant

2021-03-09 12:37:17 UTC  

HM ordered the snuke be put in clinton's snatch

2021-03-09 12:37:29 UTC  

Snuke?

2021-03-09 12:37:34 UTC  

The fuck is a "snuke" and the fuck is a "snatch"?

2021-03-09 12:37:57 UTC  

Snatch is a cunt idk wtf a snuke is

2021-03-09 12:38:35 UTC  

They had a snuke in a south park episode

2021-03-09 12:38:35 UTC  

😐

2021-03-09 12:38:35 UTC  

Bloody hell

2021-03-09 12:38:40 UTC  

Does no one watch south park

2021-03-09 12:38:50 UTC  

Hey uwu

2021-03-09 12:38:55 UTC  

No that shows for edgey 12 yr olds

2021-03-09 12:38:58 UTC  

Hewwo

2021-03-09 12:38:58 UTC  

I do, but haven't recently since they stopped making episodes regularly

2021-03-09 12:39:01 UTC  

We really did drop the sun on Hiroshima and Nagasaki because they sunk a couple of boats. <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-03-09 12:39:28 UTC  

It had to be used <:salut:730846445732888630>

2021-03-09 12:39:31 UTC  

Can i post memes here if relevant?