Oh please

Try to fuck me

Umm...no.

Cause we all know

Its so small it won't reach

No, it's a stegosaurus.

**breaking news: bird gets banned by froski for questioning his genital size**

I was questioning yours

what

I identify as leavemeandmyfamilyaloneonmyfarm gender

My preferred pronoun is expressed as walking away

I identify as ihavenodad gender

☹️

I identify as a Tyler sexual

I eat pineapple on pizza

That's all you do

I like letting other people define me. it really illustrates how they perceive you. It's hilarious to see how some folks picture you in their minds.

A dumbass

some days i'm a dumbass, others I'm a racist bigot.

it really depends on the person who judges me.

Wait wait

If a person who works with chemicals is a chemist

oh i see

Does a person who races a lot a racist

aye

I am a racist

on which circuits?

Nascar?

Indy?

Stock car? XD

Nascar is actually racist

I do formula 1 better

a car can't be racist though... juss sayin'

it's an inanimate object

the person behind the wheel though...

Yep

Indy 500 is the master race

Confederate flag my ass

I like Indy because it's ten times more dangerous than formula 1

racing is all about danger

Nascar banned the Confederate flag