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Message from @Simon Sasquatch

Discord ID: 408352658345426945

2018-01-31 20:04:18 UTC

20-16 = 4

2018-01-31 20:04:26 UTC

tbh i kinda wanna auction off the older one to Simon

2018-01-31 20:04:33 UTC

shes pure too lol

2018-01-31 20:04:40 UTC

I mean, if my wife to be was fourteen, I wouldn't have too many objections. Just gotta' wait a while.

2018-01-31 20:04:42 UTC

"older"
"pure"
lies

2018-01-31 20:04:48 UTC

she just turned 18

2018-01-31 20:04:52 UTC

oh

2018-01-31 20:04:52 UTC

lol

2018-01-31 20:04:55 UTC

also didn't live in the US lol

2018-01-31 20:05:00 UTC

lol???

2018-01-31 20:05:18 UTC

Ship the 13 year old to me

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:05:52 UTC

Lol

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:05:57 UTC

@donut thanks

2018-01-31 20:06:04 UTC

shes smarter than u though simon

2018-01-31 20:06:08 UTC

LOL

2018-01-31 20:06:22 UTC

Well if thats the problem, give her to me

2018-01-31 20:06:23 UTC

bitch has like an 80% scholarship to some fancy uni

2018-01-31 20:06:52 UTC

No woman is too smart for me

2018-01-31 20:06:56 UTC

Thats a fact

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:07:31 UTC

@donut no woman is smarter than me

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:07:40 UTC

250 IQ

2018-01-31 20:07:48 UTC

big brain nibba

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:07:48 UTC

College drop out

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:07:55 UTC

Lol

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:08:08 UTC

No, but she seems cool

2018-01-31 20:08:18 UTC

when she comes for the summer

2018-01-31 20:08:22 UTC

we can hang out or something

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:08:27 UTC

But I'm a community College nigga so you're probably right

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:08:31 UTC

Definitely

2018-01-31 20:08:32 UTC

lmao

2018-01-31 20:08:41 UTC

i got her to watch fate zero

2018-01-31 20:08:44 UTC

and she liked it so

2018-01-31 20:08:47 UTC

im turning her slowly

2018-01-31 20:08:52 UTC

Okay but youre still missing the important part...

2018-01-31 20:08:52 UTC

I don't really give a damn about the general intelligence of my wife, I just want a small woman that likes cooking and housekeeping and wants to have kids.
I look to my wife, and my wife looks to God.

2018-01-31 20:09:01 UTC

*ship the 13 year old to portalnd for me please*

2018-01-31 20:09:18 UTC

you dont even have a job kiddo

2018-01-31 20:09:29 UTC

Uhmm... ethereun trading?

Simon Sasquatch

2018-01-31 20:09:33 UTC

Blaze is in college

2018-01-31 20:09:35 UTC

*real kiddo hours*

2018-01-31 20:09:35 UTC

*ethereum