Message from @donut

Discord ID: 408351690895523841


2018-01-31 19:57:02 UTC  

NOW

2018-01-31 19:57:50 UTC  

Well nigger, how old are you and where do you live? Both my older sisters have been looking for husbands, they attend church avidly. Only dilemma is they both work.

2018-01-31 19:58:21 UTC  

*If you look decent, are white, and want to start a family, I would unironically try and set you up with my sister.*

2018-01-31 19:59:29 UTC  

Im 16 and in Portland, lol

2018-01-31 19:59:36 UTC  

Well shit.

2018-01-31 19:59:39 UTC  

Yeah

2018-01-31 19:59:40 UTC  

haha

2018-01-31 19:59:52 UTC  

But hey, I am blonde and white and very decent. Hahaha

2018-01-31 20:00:29 UTC  

*you're starting to spoop me out a lil here, blaze*

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402368119730864135/408350848968818688/24336ed4a02ccdd5ac1be6e20adf32f2.png

2018-01-31 20:01:17 UTC  

Lol

2018-01-31 20:01:27 UTC  

My sister is FL

2018-01-31 20:01:35 UTC  

Only a 45 hour drive

2018-01-31 20:01:39 UTC  

lmao

2018-01-31 20:01:45 UTC  

Nothing you couldn't handle for a date

2018-01-31 20:01:54 UTC  

🤔

2018-01-31 20:02:06 UTC  

one of my sisters is too old and the other is too young tbh

2018-01-31 20:02:27 UTC  

I'm not looking for marriage or a relationship yet. I need a proper paying wage to actually provide for kids and shit. *I can't afford a wife rn, nigga.* Plus I'm only eighteen.

2018-01-31 20:02:37 UTC  

Lol

2018-01-31 20:03:19 UTC  

@donut "too young"

2018-01-31 20:03:48 UTC  

13

2018-01-31 20:03:49 UTC  

is too young

2018-01-31 20:03:50 UTC  

There is no "too young" for @epic

2018-01-31 20:03:55 UTC  

SMH

2018-01-31 20:04:02 UTC  

shes pure leave her that way 😭

2018-01-31 20:04:06 UTC  

16-13 = 3

2018-01-31 20:04:18 UTC  

20-16 = 4

2018-01-31 20:04:26 UTC  

tbh i kinda wanna auction off the older one to Simon

2018-01-31 20:04:33 UTC  

shes pure too lol

2018-01-31 20:04:40 UTC  

I mean, if my wife to be was fourteen, I wouldn't have too many objections. Just gotta' wait a while.

2018-01-31 20:04:42 UTC  

"older"
"pure"
lies

2018-01-31 20:04:48 UTC  

she just turned 18

2018-01-31 20:04:52 UTC  

oh

2018-01-31 20:04:52 UTC  

lol

2018-01-31 20:04:55 UTC  

also didn't live in the US lol

2018-01-31 20:05:00 UTC  

lol???

2018-01-31 20:05:18 UTC  

Ship the 13 year old to me

2018-01-31 20:05:52 UTC  

Lol

2018-01-31 20:05:57 UTC  

@donut thanks

2018-01-31 20:06:04 UTC  

shes smarter than u though simon

2018-01-31 20:06:08 UTC  

LOL

2018-01-31 20:06:22 UTC  

Well if thats the problem, give her to me