My parents know me so well

WTF, which one of you caste a spell on me

me

Merry Christmas

yes merry christmas to you too

Ahhh

UWU

That wasn't a very funny prank

I went to chirch today

ok

nice

did you burn it

No I expected carp to show up

@Aemon draw a swastika with it

He didn’t :’(

carp is a pussy lanklet

@Oskar Too late

Lmao

I already licked it all up

hot

;3

I will continue

Hmm

😉

Ill listen to it in the background

On youtube

While vc with commando

Hold the heathen hammer high.

I'm going to eat all of you

@HATE OPERATOR nice alt faggot

I'm not an alt, I was brought to Discord by someone on IRC.

x

Larper @Carpathid

Do your homework

u @gopher

I've heard extensive rumors surrounding Carpathid's transformation into the undead. You may call him a LARPer, but I call him ADVANCED.

Sinister

Reject house chores

Retake your birthright (late bedtimes)