@Dragontackle burp and fart in his cell

and close the door so it doesn't get out

Put a banana peel outside his cell everyday so he slips

theres cameras. cant do it

put him in the testicular torsion machine

Cum in his foams

Pee on his mattress

im just going to be on his ass the moment he gets off the bus. Everytime he fucks up ill write him up and make his existence hell.

Clog up his toilet with poo

gross, im not shitting on an inmate toilet

Your a prison guard? @Dragontackle

ACAB

All Cops Are Bald

Lol

i agree fuck the police

Not gonna make it

All prison guards are racist

@kawaii made burger again

went for the smash burger technique this time

double patty

Not a fan of smash burger

Ruins the partty imo

Burger should be thick and juicy and pink on the inside

Inb4 sex joke

not worried about it being pink imoo

its gonna be super tender no matter what you do anyway

I wanted to do smash burger cus it would be faster

and i was getting stressed from making one for my brother

nice

I just took a huge shit

https://tenor.com/view/pogchamp-pog-pogey-poggers-twitch-gif-14340727

How big is huge

the ol' double shit

i had a massive one last night

bros

someone just forked twitter

nice link

No one cares

damn alright