Message from @Sam Hyde

Discord ID: 802266102422831164


2021-01-22 18:09:06 UTC  

Yeah that'll show him

2021-01-22 18:13:29 UTC  

Personally I think sending him to Segregation for a few years would be a great punishment, especially during the summer when its like 110 degrees But thanks to Obama thats not allowed and the max is like 3 months.

2021-01-22 18:14:04 UTC  

@Dragontackle burp and fart in his cell

2021-01-22 18:14:11 UTC  

and close the door so it doesn't get out

2021-01-22 18:17:47 UTC  

Put a banana peel outside his cell everyday so he slips

2021-01-22 18:20:35 UTC  

theres cameras. cant do it

2021-01-22 18:20:40 UTC  

put him in the testicular torsion machine

2021-01-22 18:23:12 UTC  

Cum in his foams

2021-01-22 18:23:42 UTC  

Pee on his mattress

2021-01-22 18:26:23 UTC  

im just going to be on his ass the moment he gets off the bus. Everytime he fucks up ill write him up and make his existence hell.

2021-01-22 18:26:53 UTC  

Clog up his toilet with poo

2021-01-22 18:33:27 UTC  

gross, im not shitting on an inmate toilet

2021-01-22 18:37:00 UTC  

Your a prison guard? @Dragontackle

2021-01-22 18:37:41 UTC  

ACAB

2021-01-22 18:41:25 UTC  

All Cops Are Bald

2021-01-22 18:44:29 UTC  

Lol

2021-01-22 18:46:11 UTC  

i agree fuck the police

2021-01-22 18:47:15 UTC  

Not gonna make it

2021-01-22 19:43:04 UTC  

All prison guards are racist

2021-01-22 19:58:57 UTC  

@kawaii made burger again

2021-01-22 19:59:04 UTC  

went for the smash burger technique this time

2021-01-22 19:59:06 UTC  

double patty

2021-01-22 20:00:01 UTC  

Not a fan of smash burger

2021-01-22 20:00:06 UTC  

Ruins the partty imo

2021-01-22 20:00:31 UTC  

Burger should be thick and juicy and pink on the inside

2021-01-22 20:00:38 UTC  

Inb4 sex joke

2021-01-22 20:01:09 UTC  

not worried about it being pink imoo

2021-01-22 20:01:17 UTC  

its gonna be super tender no matter what you do anyway

2021-01-22 20:01:57 UTC  

I wanted to do smash burger cus it would be faster

2021-01-22 20:02:09 UTC  

and i was getting stressed from making one for my brother

2021-01-22 20:02:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796831623261323264/802266898728616006/EclTSTWXgAEj9bW.jpg

2021-01-22 20:02:29 UTC  

nice

2021-01-22 20:02:31 UTC  

I just took a huge shit

2021-01-22 20:02:50 UTC  

How big is huge

2021-01-22 20:03:07 UTC  

the ol' double shit

2021-01-22 20:04:14 UTC  

i had a massive one last night

2021-01-22 21:10:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796831623261323264/802284169127264256/EsXVtNsXcAEPbTX.png

2021-01-22 21:12:31 UTC  

bros

2021-01-22 21:12:43 UTC  

someone just forked twitter

2021-01-22 21:14:07 UTC  

nice link