Indeed

oxygenphobic

i'm tired af

i identify as a phobia, im transphobic. dont deny i exist

okay transphobe ur valid

lol

now we wait for my Fellow Lefties to quote mine that

im a lefty

i hate scissors

then buy left hand sisscor

scam

i'm a privileged righty

go away

look at me with my proper handling of sisscors

😠

Don't talk to me unless you're ambidextrous

i'm more ambidextrous than most people but still p crap with my left hand

does that count

Practice makes perfect

next time you're slaughtering your enemies make sure and use your left hand

how am i gonne get a clean cut that way

ill teach you

Practice makes improvement as long as you're consistent

thats great boomer advice 🙂

lmao

atlas youre coming really close to being muted

he knows im joking lol. he calls me boomer, i call him boomer

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Ifunny

"when you were having premarital sex, I cleaned my room"

love that out of context

ifunny is the best way to know you're getting quality memes

wellll

i've seen low quality on ifunny lol

But how would I know it was funny if it didn't say so?

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uFunny

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