we are speaking about midori here...

that gives enough reasons

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guys, i was just asked about deleting this phone from existence so i plan to remove battery and then melt the rest

why not just leave it to street

it is some sort of huawei

or better yet go drop it front of police station

how big are the explosions, i might just hammer it with gloves

it will never be seen again

oh, if you want to remove battery before destroying phone, just cram something plastic under the battery and pry it off

alright cole

unless you physically puncture the battery, explosion/fire risk is small

you can bend it rather far into a banana shape before anything combusts

he could drive nail tru it from screen side

that activates fire

so it burns all the evidence hes trying to get rid off

Midori is a fucking idiot.

Guys i m on fire and my face is melting off

next time give better instructions

i mean heat is probly fastest way to destroy phones memory chip

so that it cant be recovered properly anymore

buut stiiil~

tho yeah, if you wanna just break it to shit, take it outside, put it on the pavement, and drive a large nail right through it as Tervy said

and walk away

chemistry will take care of the rest

*

after that tell your friends its last time and suggest them starting using proper burnerphones from there on

yeah, next time i will ask about the battery first

and drop all contacts to those low lifes ~

this is pain

i m trying to remove it with knife and screwdriver

shit does not go easy

🤦

i m wearing 3d cinema glasses

no joking

in case chemicals would go to my eye

Wow, it's a good thing we're not allowed to say *"fucking kill yourself"*

it did not work well from back side, now i ll try remove lcd screen

and go from that side

Just get a fucking axe and get on with it