Message from @Fitzydog
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lmao we did some weird shit. Not gay, but just *weird*
Like our hydration monitor walking around at night butt naked with a canteen belt and hat on, asking people in a whispering voice "Are you well hydrated, trainee?"
Kek
Then he had an arch nemesis, PT-something or another
And they had these dramatic super hero like dialogs with each other.
Our sergeant didn't learn about any of this until the last night with the final showdown in the showers
Okay it's starting to sound less gay now
Sergeant walks in to the showers, and hydration man is facing the wall, shower running, and he's having this monologue about destroying his arch nemesis
And that, is how Air Force boot camp is different than the Army's
Bunch of fucking nerds and art school students
@Fitzydog if you put an air force recruit in the army showers, he'd look like a girl <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154> <:kek:590371888480387073>
Idk man lol, almost half of my flight was special forces recruits
I was in a PJ squadron
`Hey it's not my problem traps look more feminine than some "actual women"
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kek
you talking about butch lesbians?
That's most around here
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and art thots
rip
It's an evolutionary process
oh no I can't believe that dude who played grandad on the boondocks died
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F
Wow
Hahahaha
So, as eurotrash, I'm extrapolating data, the US is gay
Prisoners gay, army gay, hillary gay, you need trump
Orange man Gay
Not as gay as buttrape and sexual closeness to men
@GeorgyBoyo whispering to another man to basically drink your piss while naked is gay af
Probably the gayest thing I've heard all year, and I've interacted with max
What a shitlib moment
Luckily I'm forbidden to travel to sodom and sodom
Might catch the big gay
Jared Leto should stick to playing as AIDS infected Trannies
Only thing he ever played well as