Message from @Fitzydog

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2019-11-06 05:34:01 UTC  

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2019-11-06 05:34:26 UTC  

lmao we did some weird shit. Not gay, but just *weird*

2019-11-06 05:35:16 UTC  

Like our hydration monitor walking around at night butt naked with a canteen belt and hat on, asking people in a whispering voice "Are you well hydrated, trainee?"

2019-11-06 05:35:36 UTC  

Kek

2019-11-06 05:36:26 UTC  

Then he had an arch nemesis, PT-something or another

2019-11-06 05:36:56 UTC  

And they had these dramatic super hero like dialogs with each other.

2019-11-06 05:37:25 UTC  

Our sergeant didn't learn about any of this until the last night with the final showdown in the showers

2019-11-06 05:37:33 UTC  

Okay it's starting to sound less gay now

2019-11-06 05:38:49 UTC  

Sergeant walks in to the showers, and hydration man is facing the wall, shower running, and he's having this monologue about destroying his arch nemesis

2019-11-06 05:39:30 UTC  

And that, is how Air Force boot camp is different than the Army's

2019-11-06 05:39:48 UTC  

Bunch of fucking nerds and art school students

2019-11-06 06:05:20 UTC  

@Fitzydog if you put an air force recruit in the army showers, he'd look like a girl <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154> <:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-11-06 06:06:43 UTC  

Idk man lol, almost half of my flight was special forces recruits

2019-11-06 06:06:51 UTC  

I was in a PJ squadron

2019-11-06 06:06:52 UTC  

`Hey it's not my problem traps look more feminine than some "actual women"
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kek

2019-11-06 06:07:17 UTC  

you talking about butch lesbians?

2019-11-06 06:07:34 UTC  

That's most around here

2019-11-06 06:07:38 UTC  

<:pepe_hang:460603218766987298>

2019-11-06 06:07:45 UTC  

and art thots

2019-11-06 06:07:52 UTC  

rip

2019-11-06 06:07:55 UTC  

Same thing

2019-11-06 06:08:08 UTC  

It's an evolutionary process

2019-11-06 06:20:15 UTC  

oh no I can't believe that dude who played grandad on the boondocks died

2019-11-06 06:20:28 UTC  

<:pepe_hang:460603218766987298> <:pepe_sad:560202541904953365> <:pepehands:378719408367075333>

2019-11-06 06:33:45 UTC  

F

2019-11-06 06:59:06 UTC  

Wow

2019-11-06 06:59:08 UTC  

Hahahaha

2019-11-06 08:27:48 UTC  

So, as eurotrash, I'm extrapolating data, the US is gay

2019-11-06 08:28:26 UTC  

Prisoners gay, army gay, hillary gay, you need trump

2019-11-06 08:31:36 UTC  

Orange man Gay

2019-11-06 08:32:21 UTC  

Not as gay as buttrape and sexual closeness to men

2019-11-06 08:34:15 UTC  

@GeorgyBoyo whispering to another man to basically drink your piss while naked is gay af

2019-11-06 08:35:12 UTC  

Probably the gayest thing I've heard all year, and I've interacted with max

2019-11-06 08:38:50 UTC  

What a shitlib moment

2019-11-06 08:42:16 UTC  

Luckily I'm forbidden to travel to sodom and sodom

2019-11-06 08:42:44 UTC  

Might catch the big gay

2019-11-06 08:48:41 UTC  

Jared Leto should stick to playing as AIDS infected Trannies

2019-11-06 08:48:58 UTC  

Only thing he ever played well as