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my camera on my phone is broken

I'd rather be dead than Czech

@Pawp

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Damn it was on my other aaccount that got purged

hold on ill grab my phone

htf do you get an account pruged?

by being bad rooms

By being black on the internet

by being stupid in internet

Can confirm. Not black

Glass to cover fingerprints and palm print

You clearly just applied the invert color filter in photoshop

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@Pawp <:deletdis:560200664794398741>

@Matthew <:deletdis:560200664794398741>

im white, AND not a czech so i win

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I'm white, but ancestry-wise, I'm Slovakian, so close call

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"IM WHITE!" said the sobbing blackman

LMAO

fuckin JÁNOŠÍK up in here

Matt dodging a bullet

be careful to not get shot in the grocery store, @Pawp

@Pawp how is being half-hungarian a bullet dodge

Careful not to get shot at a routine traffic stop @Pawp

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yall motherfuckers want me dead

I'll take crippled.

imagine reaching for your identification and getting shot, poor pawp

@Pawp so, when you work as a guard, do you look more like a police officer, or a school shooter?

Imagine standing in your own driveway and getting shot for "breaking in"

When im actually doing my job i look more police officer, usually when letting the salaried people in

when im dealing with the employees i go for the school shoooter look

dead eyed staring

I know for a fact from my coworker who switched jobs its why none of the employees go out of the way to talk to me

Thousand yard stare ready to snap at a moments notice?

but my relationship with the salaried people, which is what matters, is great

@Pawp your type of job (random security guard) is usually being done by seniors or people with a disability in here, lmao