That is an actual newspaper yes

Oh god

I tought it was like nz babyloon bee

You may be interested to know that The Dominion Post is the local paper for Wellington, the capital city

Wait, I tought auckland was the capital or somthing

Or christchurch

that place has seen news alot

Christchurch earth quake here, Christchurch isreal spies there

Auckland is the main commercial hub for the country.

Christchurch is probably number 3 behind Auckland and Wellington

But there is alot of news about christchurch, right ?

Its like a cursed city like chicago

Yea chch had the quake

I wouldn't say Chicago-esque because that stuff doesnt really happen much at all

https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/115330067/the-bizarre-success-of-pewdiepie-is-a-mystery-to-outsiders--including-his-mum
Boomers lecturing boomers. And yes it references the WSJ and the chch manifesto because of course it does.

Yeah I'm a Boomer and I have no idea why anyone would watch a Swedish dude play Minecraft

at the same time watching football for hours at end

proving how many braincells it takes to play minecraft

more than it takes to play football ngl

the fuck is that

60k of stupid

60k and still he doesn't know how to get laid

Maybe cus he can't spell loans

NOtice he says son but has never been laid

how do you arrive at this conclusion?

It's his wifes boyfriends son

also he still hasn't had sex with his wife

FACT

i think he just adopted somebody like a pet for virtue points

why would you keep a beta with debt around?

why have a child if you are working a bar with $60k of debt

...maybe its a she?

because adopting a child from africa would give him browny points in his mind

I'm unironic btw

I thought it was a girl at first

EXACTLY you wouldn't. He's College educated, he knows ALL about how women work. You just wouldn't do it

....

why didnt she use the morning after pill then