GODDAMMIT BOY I WILL FIND YOU

I feel sick

Omg

I didn't have any celery and I was short on time 🤷🏿

WHY

I got a txt for my Daughters Mom asking if I fed her

She thought that if I said yes, it would be Pizza

Wait

BUT NO. HOmecooked meal

I WIN

You kade gumbo. When you were SHORT ON TIME?

In the slow-cooker

NO

it looks after itself

YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER

haha

I know

YOU USE A GODDAMN POT

DO THEY HAVE THOSE WHERE YOU LIVE

it is a pot 🤷🏿

I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR STUPID LOOKING BREAKFAST AND-

*ARE. THOSE. TOMATOES?*

...yes

AND CARROTS

no carrots

that would be wrong

THAT IS JUST A BROWN STEW YOU FUCKING NEANDERTHAL

OH MY GOD YOU WILL MAKE ME A RELIGIOUS KAN AGAIN, SO HELP ME

Nope it's Surprise Visit Gumbo cus it's mostly Onions and Bell Peppers

Bell peppers

I fucking hope your kitchen catches fire.

One question. Are you too poor to afford proper ingredients?

If so that would ironically make it more authentic.

IF NOT.

YOU FUCKED UP.

I made it with what I had on hand

It's Marine Gumbo. I had to Adapt to my current conditions

WE MAKE SEAFOOD GUMBO

and I made Gumbo with Beans in it

I'm crying for real