people here didn't know what left or right was

they did ask chaves if he was a commie and he said no

but then he took over and was like "surprize i work for fidel"

but yea the thing that makes it really suck is the hole state trying to kill you/take away what you have left part

I bet your mom liked her free micro wave tho

they never gave that

and 4c a litre gas?

the only give those to their friends and family

you had the free petrol we even had it in Commie London under Red Ken

and that was in like 2003

I don't blame you at all but you are sat on MONEY

more money than you can imagine

don't trust broo he likes brown people 🤢

in theory

yea gas is cheap if some how you can find it OH WAIT the fuckers sell it on the black market for like 10 times the price

send a mail to soros

say you look mexican

THAT MOTHER FUCKER

he's like "here mexican you can leave on a caravan with food and all the shit you will need not you venezuelan fuck you i hope you die on the way to ANY country that you can get to walk to "

fuck

that dude really makes me mad

Venezuela is my wet dream. Turn a Commie shithole into GLORIOUS CAPITALIST UTOPIA in one year

tbh it wouldn't take much

oh know rite

you just need a team of 6 - 12 specialists to over throw the government

a monkey could do it

someone to install that isn't a retard

Broo

and they're sitting 9n a goldmine of oil

EZ bruh

and the Venezuelan public would probably thank them for doing it

i dont know man first youl need to kick out the terrorists the armed gangs the druglords and the guerrilla

MAD LADS

also hunt down every torturer

remake the constitution

the average citizen would do half the work for you just to not have to eat their fuckin cat

Broo, Honk, Dankula, Sargon

we take over Venezuela

true

rename it Kekistan

if we had guns