"accidental" death during struggle is justifiable... just make sure you don't continue to stab the cunt for another 72 times after he's dead, that won't wash in court as self defence, hehehe.

self defence is one thing the US legal system usually gets right

Bedside bats. Are they legal?

sorry britcucks

@Fitzydog if they're like here, it's legal to have a bat in general, but having one on you for the purpose of self defence (with intent to use as a weapon) is illegal

so you have to be coincidentally cleaning your bat when the breakin happens

So self defense is illegal

yeah

our self defence laws are pretty cucked

that said..

we don't really have many niggers trying to burgle houses either

in UK, you can justifiably grab whatever is nearest you in self-defence... you make it clear in your statement that the bat was there by coincidence.

so it balances out i'd say

in UK if a criminal broke into my house, saw my Airsoft gun on my shelf and ran away thinking it was real, I could probably be prosecuted

What if the bat has "criminal beating stick" written on it?

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lel

well, talking hard on social media would go against you in court of course

Lmao

It's not fucking illegal you idiot @Fitzydog

Did you even read the quote I tagged you with?

you can't go around telling everyone "I keep a bat next to my bed" then expect to be believed it was only there by coincidence when in court.

https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/self-defence-and-prevention-crime

Have fun

We just went over that. I can't have a bat that says "criminal beating stick" next to my bed @ShrektEffect

You can't have a baseball bat at home?

In the uk?

Are you black or something?

For the purpose of self defense

yes, but nobody plays baseball... better have an old cricket bat

^

Same thing

And yeah, going around and telling people you have it is just stupid

Who gives a shit

or golf clubs

Maybe you play cricket or something

You have a cricket bat at home

Why's it stupid?

Someone breaks in

Bam

Because no one gives a shit