I had a great laugh when I read the Muller report.

You should read it, too. It's comedic gold.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/5796117-Memorandum-April-4-2019.html

The report is about 130 pages, but pages 33 to 78 are Trump's financial statements.

So, the substance of report is considerably shorter.

I have not been able to discern one concrete proof of collusion. The bulk appears to be circumstancial or a repeat of Cohen's self-flagellation of how he should have never trusted that evil orange man, in order to look pitiful and probably get a shorter sentence.

Pages 105-133 are indictments of various Russians.

(None of which will ever show up for trial in the US.)

Inbetween there are a couple of news articles from The Guardian. XD

Actually 1 of the companies countered and was willing to go to court, Mueller's team caved on it.

Thats not the Mueller Report though @Deleted User

Oh, sorry. I might have mixed up terms.

Yea thats Cohen's testimony and what he considers 'evidence'

All of which is worthless

I have been reading so much about Muller Report, it might have slipped in.

Yes, but it has several clipouts from The Guardian.

Surely Drumpf is finished now.

Yea and random tweets

Even of Nanci

SEVERAL random tweets.

WAS SHE IN ON THE CONSPIRACY!

I think so.

NANCY = RUSSIAN AGENT per COHEN CONFIRMED!

Pelosi does sound a little Russian to me.

More polish but close enough

Pelosi has also induced me to lie about Russia for many years, through her silence on that matter in response to my tweets to her.

Anyway. I am sure they are going to catch the hackers 4chan and blablabla1234565 soon.

wtf....He admitted court records of Russians as evidence against trump. That had nothing to do with trump...

Yes, but if they had taken out the financial statements and the indictments against the Russians, there would have only been about 30 pages left in the document of 133 pages.

Oh snap the Russians used da ebil 'cryptocurrancy'

Surely that would not have looked as impressive.

Naw they could have thrown in more random tweets

I wish they had as much evidence for all the crimes they allege as the number of tweets and Guardian articles they have.

If they ever get hold of any Russians, they are just going to railroad them in the US court system and claim it was proof of Russia conspiracy, as they did with Nikulin Yevgeniy.

Illuminati Confirmed

None of this has anything to do with Russia. All this serves as is to inflate the document.

So basically he's admitting his own testimony (Which he knowingly purgered before) as evidence? LMAO

That seems like an accurate description of what is going on here, yes.

Also maybe the individual Russians. But Mueller already caved against 1 company that called his bluff and offered to go to court