Message from @EnderOctanus

Discord ID: 576409422247493647


2019-05-10 12:57:35 UTC  

Oh boy, sanctions against a fellow NATO ally sure signals trouble...
https://www.euractiv.com/section/politics/news/eu-backs-nicosia-hints-sanctions-against-ankara/

Leave NATO <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2019-05-10 13:00:09 UTC  

Well, Turkey is already aligning to Russia, so it is pretty much broken already

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This womanising, football club owning, newspaper owning bastard lead Italy for fucking years

and he wasn't far-right

2019-05-10 13:11:37 UTC  

who cares, it's bumga bunga time ! ! !

2019-05-10 13:12:34 UTC  

oh, one of his hookers was too young if I remember right - yet here he is back in the middle of it all

yes she was

Ruby Rubacuori

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I'm not allowed a knife for fishing

2019-05-10 14:05:15 UTC  

You're still allowed to fish?

if you have a license

2019-05-10 14:06:04 UTC  

I think you're stealing the queen's fish you goddamn poacher.

The Queen doesn't own the fish

2019-05-10 14:11:29 UTC  

Swan poacher

Snake with wings. Change My Mind

2019-05-10 14:13:22 UTC  

I take that as an admission of guilt.

2019-05-10 14:18:24 UTC  

ironically, the Queen owns all the sturgeon... which also happens to be the name of the SNP leader

2019-05-10 14:19:54 UTC  

50 years ago, you were supposed to either return sturgeon to the water, or send it to the Royal hosehold if dead for them to eat... the law about sending it to royal household was repealed because they were usually rotten by the time they got there.

2019-05-10 14:21:08 UTC  

[this may have been a Scottish law from pre-union, it might not have applied to England]

Never heard of it

might be Scottish πŸ˜„

2019-05-10 14:37:48 UTC  

wtf is with the milkshakes

2019-05-10 14:37:54 UTC  

couldn't get their hands on any soy milk?

And this is why you don't join UKIP

and this is why UKIP doesn't let Tommy near them

2019-05-10 14:39:00 UTC  

explain

Sargon is getting the same treatment as Tommy and he's a distance away from Tommy

2019-05-10 14:40:24 UTC  

that makes no sense