Message from @Jabba

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can you start a fire without a lighter?

2019-05-10 15:56:33 UTC  

Yes

2019-05-10 15:56:51 UTC  

You fucking idiot, anyone can. Or should be able to.

2019-05-10 15:56:59 UTC  

<:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

Can you grow 40 potatoes from 1 potato

2019-05-10 15:57:28 UTC  

can you make gumbo using cous cous and broccoli

2019-05-10 15:57:28 UTC  

Yeah. Cut it up.

2019-05-10 15:57:29 UTC  

we can't grow potatoes here, remember <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Have you see a Cow. irl

2019-05-10 15:58:24 UTC  

Yeah. Plenty of pastures around here

2019-05-10 15:58:46 UTC  

Yeah, michelle o'neill

It's humourous how many people have only seen a cow on TV

have you fired a gun?

2019-05-10 16:00:24 UTC  

Dude I live in Louisiana I own 3

2019-05-10 16:00:38 UTC  

A shotgun, rifle, and handgun

Which is why this test isn't for you

2019-05-10 17:41:28 UTC  

kek

2019-05-10 17:43:25 UTC  

And how many of you first worlders still think south africans take zebras to work? ๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-05-10 17:46:00 UTC  

Everyone knows they ride the ostriches, not the zebras silly.

2019-05-10 17:50:26 UTC  

That's odd. I thought there was something about zebras that made them near impossible to use them as beasts of burden like standard horses.

2019-05-10 17:50:42 UTC  

Kinda like buffalo

2019-05-10 17:51:05 UTC  

Like they were hard to break and such, like you break a regular horse.

2019-05-10 17:52:38 UTC  

no, they're the same as any other ancient breed of wild horse to tame... ancient breeds being tougher to train than modern breeds, but easily done if an experienced wrangler.

2019-05-10 17:55:43 UTC  

- given a choice for work or cavalry duty, though, the horse bred for that purpose would win every time

2019-05-10 17:56:48 UTC  

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oh, one other thing... this was not in South Africa, always further North

2019-05-10 17:57:05 UTC  

It's just that the people trying to tame them weren't experienced in the process

2019-05-10 18:10:48 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2019-05-10 18:30:12 UTC  

ok, even although I know Theresa May's controllers have been selling us out from the start, this is still infuriating to listen to...
https://twitter.com/Change_Britain/status/1126900436521422850

2019-05-10 18:31:04 UTC  

its funny how i make that joke and everyone one starts throwing the did you know facts xD

2019-05-10 19:22:42 UTC  

well, shit bits are over party

2019-05-10 19:50:09 UTC