why?

Because they arent your trees

i would not steal them

just cut them down

to release carbon

That is destruction of property. Like setting a farm on fire.

and raise the temperature

i thought people liked that

No they tend to hate it.

huh

i did not know that

If you tried to raise the temperature of Louisiana we would mercilessly hunt you down and torture you for such a stupid goddamn idea.

We have enough heat stroke as it is

but that would piss off all the environmentalists

it is a small price to pay

Cut down the sequoias in CA!

yes

buy some land in cali

and then set it all on fire

just let it burn

hahahaha

FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9zVdnw

https://twitter.com/philosxfia/status/1154414892704763904

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yes

glass bottles are much better to be tossed at actors if they fuck up their lines

Agreed

Or just at them in general,

I mean, who needs a reason?

yes

its fun to see if they can dodge them

https://twitter.com/GreensladeR/status/1154304486195830784

You ready to laugh?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/25/boris-johnson-tax-plan-beneficiaries-will-be-80-male-says-labour

Justa a normal day at the Guardian

Least they arn't saying "Oh it will only benefit the 'Rich'"

implying that wouldn't be a better criticism lmfao

wtf is wrong with your head

Well no shit, men pay most of the fucking taxes in the first place

In the us the bottom 44% of citizens effectively dont owe any taxes. A large portion of those are net negative due to Gov distributions.