I am an edgy autist, come fight me

not kidding about the autism part btw, I laughed so hard when I was diagnosed with it

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tbh I am scared of what I would do if I was ever intoxicated, therefore I have never had alcohol in my life

anyone else here a Teetotalist?

yes

yes sir, I want to spend £10 to poison myself, resulting in a terrible hangover and possible cause me to commit serious crimes

if you think you're that close to the edge, maybe talk to someone about it

alcohol takes away any form of rationality, I do not want to wake up with my hands cuffed to a hospital bed

@Deleted User Brendan Fraser is coming back into movies btw

it doenst take away all forms of rationality

you can still make rational decisions

I don't believe you

as someone that likes to get inebriated from time to time

I personally dragged the unconscious body of my brother out of the back of a car before having to help get him to A&E

I can assure you that I still make rational decisions

even the basica decisions are rational

like getting a taxi home

yeah he's making a comeback @Werlf

thankfully

how about my brother exclaiming that he was my mum and he kept saying he was sorry to Luis Suarez

I have no idea how that is even vaguely rational

maybe he was having a mental breakdown lol

there is a difference between having a drink and getting shitfaced

or thinking he was funny

who knows?

@Deleted User even when i'm shitfaced. My decisions may be poorer, but I feel like i'm still capable of making rational decisions

Like i wouldnt just stab someone because i'm drunk

I can't know for sure that I wouldn't

well you probably dont have emotional problems, not everyone can handle it

if you really feel that way redd then by all means dont drink

lol

precisely what I tell myself

If you want to stab someone you're drunk, there's a high probability that you had that intention before intoxication

people drink to reduce their anxieties and fears

maybe you should look into getting a therapist or something

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I abstain because people around me drinking freaks me the fuck out, mainly because of bad experiences as a kid

I drink because it makes me merry

yeah, well my father got shitfaced and ate a bullet

so, not the best thing for me