Message from @Antiboom

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2018-05-16 18:14:37 UTC  

so I went "fuck it"

2018-05-16 18:14:38 UTC  

I would prefer the Boy Scouts suddenly becoming Basic Combat Training Scouts.

2018-05-16 18:14:49 UTC  

Where if you fall out, you go home.

2018-05-16 18:14:59 UTC  

"I'm just gonna have fun, not go for all the rank stuff"

2018-05-16 18:15:17 UTC  

hence the awesome food and whatnot we made

2018-05-16 18:15:35 UTC  

honestly, I've probably done all the stuff required to get to at least tenderfoot/second class by now

2018-05-16 18:15:44 UTC  

just haven't bothered with the paperwork

2018-05-16 18:18:26 UTC  

I think I just got the book because we didn't have a Scouts where I lived, so my dad and I did a kind of... non-Boy Scout Scouting? I dunno.

2018-05-16 18:18:38 UTC  

honestly

2018-05-16 18:18:41 UTC  

it's more fun that way

2018-05-16 18:18:47 UTC  

they've got a ton of silly rules

2018-05-16 18:18:48 UTC  

At this point, the Dangerous Book For Boys is your only option for scouting.

2018-05-16 18:19:05 UTC  

hell, my BS council banned fixed-blade knives

2018-05-16 18:19:09 UTC  

technically

2018-05-16 18:19:15 UTC  

wtf

2018-05-16 18:19:23 UTC  

yeah

2018-05-16 18:19:29 UTC  

That's required survival.

2018-05-16 18:19:58 UTC  

If they're scouts, they should already be aware of knife safety.

2018-05-16 18:20:16 UTC  

yeah

2018-05-16 18:20:17 UTC  

well

2018-05-16 18:20:18 UTC  

young scouts

2018-05-16 18:20:19 UTC  

also

2018-05-16 18:20:25 UTC  

the main concern is sheaths

2018-05-16 18:20:38 UTC  

Even more wtf

2018-05-16 18:20:44 UTC  

for example, the leather ones could theoretically break

2018-05-16 18:20:59 UTC  

and then you'd get stabbed

2018-05-16 18:21:01 UTC  

or something?

2018-05-16 18:21:11 UTC  

looking into the documents now

2018-05-16 18:21:19 UTC  

So can the multi-tool or folding knives. Even more easily in a wild survival environment.

2018-05-16 18:22:03 UTC  

You definitely don't want to use a multitool knife in a survival environment because it loosens the screws keeping those tools from swiveling too easily.

2018-05-16 18:22:26 UTC  

That's how you stab yourself in the hand with a screwdriver.

2018-05-16 18:22:46 UTC  

Seriously.

2018-05-16 18:23:22 UTC  

Anyone up for VC?

2018-05-16 18:23:45 UTC  

no

2018-05-16 18:24:00 UTC  

the strongarm has a glass-reinforced polymer sheath

2018-05-16 18:24:10 UTC  

Hell, at this point, I'm even okay with gay scout leaders if they went back to all-boys.

2018-05-16 18:24:46 UTC  

Chicken butt

2018-05-16 18:24:51 UTC  

Oh, that too.

2018-05-16 18:25:33 UTC  

As long as they're bears and not otters. :3

2018-05-16 18:26:25 UTC  

Dude, someone should get ex-Marine DIs in that girl's scout chapter.

2018-05-16 18:26:37 UTC  

Really fuck her up.