Message from @Lexicon

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2018-06-03 15:13:20 UTC  

he might kamikaze Sargon

2018-06-03 15:13:22 UTC  

People from my region of south ontario are actually good as english teachers worldwide

2018-06-03 15:13:24 UTC  

for a lack of accent

2018-06-03 15:13:26 UTC  

actualy

2018-06-03 15:13:26 UTC  

lol

2018-06-03 15:13:32 UTC  

but it was like

2018-06-03 15:13:51 UTC  

my mom said patterns as "PAH-tterns" and the guy with her said it omre like "PAY-tterns" with that michigan-ohio-ish afccent

2018-06-03 15:13:55 UTC  

little things like that

2018-06-03 15:13:56 UTC  

The reason south Ontario has no accident is because you have retarded people like the New Yorkers on one side and then the French up North so we don't have any context for any other English accent

2018-06-03 15:14:25 UTC  

Well

2018-06-03 15:14:34 UTC  

I'm surrounded by michigan to the north, ohio to the southish

2018-06-03 15:14:38 UTC  

tronto accent a little northish

2018-06-03 15:14:44 UTC  

then there's the letterkenny accent

2018-06-03 15:15:33 UTC  

You ever been to thunder bay give it 20 years and it will be considered a new language

2018-06-03 15:15:47 UTC  
2018-06-03 15:15:51 UTC  

I love this line regardless

2018-06-03 15:15:53 UTC  

cause it's fuckin tru

2018-06-03 15:15:54 UTC  

There was a guy on one of the other servers I used to frequent more often in the past that had like a PHD in linguistics and something else, he was able to listen to someone over the microphone in voice and literally tell them not only what country they are from but what specific region they were from in that country, including small obscure islands

2018-06-03 15:16:12 UTC  

wild

2018-06-03 15:16:58 UTC  

I mean usually I can place an American within two states of where he actually is but anyone who can claim they can recognize every single dialect they're just fucking retarded

2018-06-03 15:17:40 UTC  

@King Canuck the Thunder Bay accent is a mix between French and the one you showed in the video only concentrated and turned up to 11 you can't understand anything they say

2018-06-03 15:17:44 UTC  

Hear god

2018-06-03 15:17:51 UTC  

ba dum tss

2018-06-03 15:18:02 UTC  

I think the worst accent, in my experience as a receptionist to work with is:

2018-06-03 15:18:16 UTC  

mumbling arabic woman who's already frustrated that none of the signs in canada are in arabic: the accent

2018-06-03 15:18:31 UTC  

bonus points if she's with her four kids who evidently dhsould know english but don't for some fucking reason

2018-06-03 15:18:32 UTC  

There was this girl who sounded like she had an irish accent, but he was able to tell her the small island she was from that I think was off of canada or somewhere else that is a group of people who have that kind of accent that sounds irish, but he was able to hear other inflections within it. Apparently he'd also traveled the world too for his study to help recognize different languages.

2018-06-03 15:18:46 UTC  

Wow I actually know what your talking about that's kinda scary.

2018-06-03 15:18:51 UTC  

👌

2018-06-03 15:19:02 UTC  

I don't wanna dox my ass but I work in a pretty big sports complex

2018-06-03 15:19:05 UTC  

and within the complex is a YMCA

2018-06-03 15:19:10 UTC  

but they're seperate companies and we have shit signage

2018-06-03 15:19:23 UTC  

so we get people every fucking week looking to sign up to the Y but don't know where to go and I have to try and walk em through it

2018-06-03 15:19:34 UTC  

about a third of the time they pretend they understand, get lost and come back

2018-06-03 15:19:39 UTC  

but the place is basically a straight line?

2018-06-03 15:20:01 UTC  

had one lady ask me for an arabic translator and I was thinkin

2018-06-03 15:20:18 UTC  

bitch in Canadia you can pick english or french. My french is shit and they only expect french in god daned quebec.

2018-06-03 15:20:23 UTC  

PLease. Just learn some rudimentary english.

2018-06-03 15:20:26 UTC  

>:|

2018-06-03 15:20:37 UTC  

I get that new langauges are hard after a certain age, I really do, but for fuck's sake...

2018-06-03 15:21:14 UTC  

When I was driving out west on my way out I passed through a town called Wawa I seen a sign that said 20 km and in 20 km I saw a sign that said in 20 km and then 20km later I saw a sign that said in 20 km and then in 1 km I was in the town. Sometimes in Canada I feel like they just need to sign that says haha get fucked