Message from @Lexicon

Discord ID: 452852282246037535


2018-06-03 15:09:16 UTC  

and I'm certain the boston cream doughnuts are getting smaller

2018-06-03 15:09:29 UTC  

>:| let my fat ass eat my pudding doughnuts

2018-06-03 15:09:40 UTC  

I'm going to try to ignore the heresy you just committed about Boston cream donuts

2018-06-03 15:10:02 UTC  

@franti what does he mean?

2018-06-03 15:10:22 UTC  

so in a summary

2018-06-03 15:10:24 UTC  

He is going on a plane to NY city @Cpt. Half-Neckbeard

2018-06-03 15:10:25 UTC  

I think this edgy meme about him taking down the aircraft

2018-06-03 15:11:05 UTC  

-Too many meals that take too long to make making wait times long as shit, and most of their locations are small and built for easy come-and-go orders
-Shittier coffee, McD's has their old blend now and it's pretty good there now
-No longer making the baked goods fresh in-house
-owned by BOIGA KING

2018-06-03 15:11:47 UTC  

To be honest it kinda sounds like Canada needs some freedom I mean everything's going to shit right now

2018-06-03 15:11:49 UTC  

what is boiga king?/

2018-06-03 15:12:28 UTC  

@franti he gon assassinate the godfather?!

2018-06-03 15:12:31 UTC  

The way Burger King sounds pronounced by Americans to Canadians

2018-06-03 15:12:32 UTC  

Burger King

2018-06-03 15:12:39 UTC  
2018-06-03 15:12:41 UTC  

Yannow it's funny

2018-06-03 15:12:47 UTC  

I don't really have a real accent, per se

2018-06-03 15:12:57 UTC  

but when I went to kalahari (ohio) they could tell I was canadian

2018-06-03 15:13:04 UTC  

Everyone has an accent to someone

2018-06-03 15:13:17 UTC  

@King Canuck Daily reminder

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/452852280010604544/Canada.png

2018-06-03 15:13:17 UTC  

Did you say sorry because the Americans always get us with that

2018-06-03 15:13:20 UTC  

he might kamikaze Sargon

2018-06-03 15:13:22 UTC  

People from my region of south ontario are actually good as english teachers worldwide

2018-06-03 15:13:24 UTC  

for a lack of accent

2018-06-03 15:13:26 UTC  

actualy

2018-06-03 15:13:26 UTC  

lol

2018-06-03 15:13:32 UTC  

but it was like

2018-06-03 15:13:51 UTC  

my mom said patterns as "PAH-tterns" and the guy with her said it omre like "PAY-tterns" with that michigan-ohio-ish afccent

2018-06-03 15:13:55 UTC  

little things like that

2018-06-03 15:13:56 UTC  

The reason south Ontario has no accident is because you have retarded people like the New Yorkers on one side and then the French up North so we don't have any context for any other English accent

2018-06-03 15:14:25 UTC  

Well

2018-06-03 15:14:34 UTC  

I'm surrounded by michigan to the north, ohio to the southish

2018-06-03 15:14:38 UTC  

tronto accent a little northish

2018-06-03 15:14:44 UTC  

then there's the letterkenny accent

2018-06-03 15:15:33 UTC  

You ever been to thunder bay give it 20 years and it will be considered a new language

2018-06-03 15:15:47 UTC  
2018-06-03 15:15:51 UTC  

I love this line regardless

2018-06-03 15:15:53 UTC  

cause it's fuckin tru

2018-06-03 15:15:54 UTC  

There was a guy on one of the other servers I used to frequent more often in the past that had like a PHD in linguistics and something else, he was able to listen to someone over the microphone in voice and literally tell them not only what country they are from but what specific region they were from in that country, including small obscure islands

2018-06-03 15:16:12 UTC  

wild

2018-06-03 15:16:58 UTC  

I mean usually I can place an American within two states of where he actually is but anyone who can claim they can recognize every single dialect they're just fucking retarded