this is america

fuck england dude

lmao

they can't even jerk they're dicks without permission

fuck that

naaah

Lol

i love that you had the clarity to spell they're with an asterisk but still use the wrong their

i can still type ok

mostly

just suuuuper light headed

i guess tpsy

tipsy

or whatever

idk

never drank this much

whoo

i don't know how i'm going to get to my bed

i could totally ask a girl out right now

i don't care about anything

fuck dude, i should drink more. i make good jokes

there were a bunchb of people over and i was crackin' up good

yea probably best you call it quits on the fire water

funny as hell

i stopped drinking like 2 hours ago

we were playing card games and i was basically drinking rum straight from the bottle

with a baja blast chaser

because alcohol tastes liek shit

but mountain dew doesn't

every turn i took a huge swig

nailed it

damn i'm feeling good.... there's no women around, this sucks

everyone left though

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1008232443667763200

I am genuinely saddened

oh shit that's the dude that got doxxed?

shit dude

damb

damn

fuck islam dude