ewww

i understand

Put your piece of plastic to work and pound that ass

when you corner the alt-righters so hard in an argument they leave discord when you try to make them argue against a point

oh dear... what have i happened upon?

Sounds like someone needs to get an unstoppable bionic penis

Anyone else here a member of UKIP by any chance?

Nope

We all need some High Impact Sexual Violence

Also nope, I'm not a brit

Where you from?

America?

Damn what caused that mini exodus

I'm a Russian by culture and bloodline but I'm from Commiefornia

Oooo

@LordCaledus dunno

Speak any Russian?

Yes, although it's not the best

I'm far more eloquent in English

Broken Russian is best Russian

He dont even have an accent tho

Hobo is western spy

I should've known

I suppress my accent

What accent I do have makes me sound weird most times so

Not the best

So you're more American than Russian would you say

No, I'm just being educated at an American University so my English is on a far higher tier

Hell I'm still a Russian citizen despite being born in the USA

Should've gone to the world cup then

Probably, but I'm in the middle of my summer semester so that would be a problem

World cup > some dumb education no one needs pfft. Move to the UK and live off the welfare system and you don't need education

Ez

Britain is a nice place and the climate agrees with me (unlike the Californian sun which burns me to ash). But, I like to eat actual food and I don't want to apply to another school.

I've been there before and plan to visit again though

Haha no worries i wouldn't move here tbf it's a bit of a mess. And the weather isn't great but if you like the cold then sure you'd love it

Come to Australia and see Darwinism at work 😄

Or just move to missouri

Australia is a perfect testing ground for super soldiers

Fuck Australia got some big as spiders

Keep your guns and rights