He was in the joint for 18 months, never thought to ask how to play. I'd just about guarantee anybody whose into chess would've shown him chess.

And now let's laugh at this clip from the simpsons

https://youtu.be/yM4EZdzucQY

Cant

Only can do 1 thing at a time

I gotta crash, i got work in 6 hours. Ciao mates

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What I like about chess is that each piece

has it's own strategy to how it works and how to use it with other pieces

I've seen guys who use knights to great effect, I always liked rooks and bishops more, I like pincering someone into a position they can't escape without losing.

A boxing in strategy, just like starcraft, I'd play protoss and build cannons outside the enemy base stifling them building anything without dealing with those cannons. By the time they got past them, I'd have an army waiting for them or enough cannons that I'd just push into their base with cannons.

I usually sacrafice my queen, using them as bait for a trap

I can send you a video that will make you 100 times better at street fighter

when the HD Turbo whatever version came out, I tried to find help on how to get better

the video I watched went over basics that I just had never even considered before, it was a rip of a VHS tape

Whatever year that came out on xbox live, it was a great way to play with pals online.

I thought it looked worse than MAME and would've rather played there personally

but trying to get people I'm talking to setup mame who aren't computer people at all, that's a nightmare

let alone how to do online play, it was really sketchy the way the online used to work on mame

It has to be better than it was when I was playing a lot as a teenager, that was in like 2003

I really enjoyed how easy to get into the xbox live game was

a lot of nights we would play HD Turbo whatever and IV

we would rotate around different fighting games

I find where I work nights, my pals are never around

It's like pulling teeth trying to get adults together online

and often it turns into a complain about our lives and wives

rather than, let's win this game

or it devolves into a bad joke fest, someone walks backwards into someone else and starts making gay jokes that never end

I liked Ibuki on 4 a lot. I never played alpha or 3 much at all.

I've touched them, but I could never keep the rosters straight as to whose in what game. When Ibuki showed up in Super she was like a new character for me.

I like her mobility a lot.

There's a lot of fun in the speedy gal characters

there was one of them in tekken, something like ling xaio or wing xaio, I liked playing as her bouncing around the screen

I hear that new tekken is badass

I saw a few rounds that did the slow motion stuff, that's a good gag

Much like the circle closing in into death match games, that last hit slow motion stuff is a great idea.

And like all things, it should be optional.

But that could lead to crazy people like the smash brothers guys, they play with no items, certain characters are banned, and they play on a boring flat level that has no chaotic shit going on

and it turns into them sliding under each other

and they only play one on one instead of four people going wild.

When I was playing street fighter everyday, that was the goal