lol

I retract the saliva

well he wont run a blacklight over it so cant confirm no stains

eww

Alright yah twinks, i gotta go raid the local hotel for the free “continental breakfast”

Wish me luck

I gotta raid my fridge for breakfast

Pirates dont have fridges

I'm not a butt pirate, sorry

Oh shit

Nvm

Apparently we do have a fridge

Lots if beer

is the music bot broken?

;p clint eastwood

butt pirate sounds like a good job

https://www.google.is/amp/s/amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/apr/27/yale-grad-students-begin-symbolic-hunger-strike-fo/

"Symbolic Hunger Strike"

Lol wut

Is it a fake hunger strike, or a hunger strike with no goal?

start force feeding them like they do in prisons, that'll get em eating normally again

If only they were required to contribute civil service before going to University

that'd kill off all the stupid ones and maybe a few of the bright ones. but the bright ones are more likely to get out of being in the field and get a cushy office job

No, everyone starts off with manual labor. Road work.

thats what i mean, the bright will impress and get promoted

There's no being promoted as a temp

depends how long the service is

if its multi year there could be some

2-3yrs sounds good

promotion every 6 months for those that earn it

Nah. Waste of money

no it shows on resume, and good reference from government for future employment

Sticking through 3yrs of shit labor for a reward at the end looks good too

shows you have good work ethic and not just there cause you have to

Ahh

maybe. But it can't be cushy work during the manual labor period. That defeats the purpose

and besides if you want another job further down the line with the government they can look back at your service time and take that into consideration

yeah manual labour is fine

Not much need for govt work when it's all done by young lackeys <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

they could do apprentiships with a certain trade

perhaps, sure

@Werlf you lucky kike