https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.latimes.com/food/sns-dailymeal-1866890-entertain-donald-trump-only-eats-red-and-pink-starbursts-20180116-story,amp.html

LMFAO

WHY IS THIS NEWS MATE

What is this

WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK GIVES A SHIT WHAT STARBURSTS TRUMP EATS

@Werlf Sikhs

Lemon starbursts

Lemon is the best flavor for anything

Am I wrong?

The kids don't get the giant turbans

O

But their hats.....

they get that kerchief

and keep their hair in a bun

the turban is for adults

Hey sikhs are awesome

Yes

at least put it a little to the back of the head...

Wheres their knife

They're kids, they don't get the knife

They get the comb and the bracelet

I'd have a knife on me anyways, because knife

The thing these kids have is supposed to show they are sikhs

but not warriors or adults

Okay, but can they have *Leathermans*?

Yeah I see the Sikh dad

What's a leatherman

multi-tool

oh

They get ceremonial knives

curved blades

or dagger knives

that are like KABARs

What about Zoroastrians

It's basically a dead religion

So they're allowed to have knives, just not *the special knife*

Make Iran Zoro Again

Zoroastrians are like pre-alpha Jews

Havent gotten 1.0 yet

This is what they get