How can anyone have a successful relationship and get ANYWHERE financially? I guess it is possible, but, most of the time it doesn't work out that way.

I also remember when I would younger and naïve and saw what appeared to be 'perfect' relationships. Then I watched them implode in the most ridiculous ways over and over again. I'm not saying true love exists, and on that note I'm also not saying no one wins the lottery. XD

Fucking live with em.

that's cuz you're trash

Geezus the guilt trips never end XD

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so you're just a predator then?

I also ran the gamut of attractiveness and personalities to try and see if there was a stable medium somewhere. Fucking didn't find it. XD

I got a lot of stories though... way too many stories. XD

a sexual one

Can you cloak?

Oh, not the cool one.

PUAs are only sort of predators. *shrug* some are and some aren't.

I remember when I got to the point I would literally make up bad shit about myself just to put women off.

Even THAT didn't work.

m4 is such a creep

They'd get all 'concerned' which is EVEN MORE ANNOYING! XD

Any way, sorry, rambling a bit.

Technically it helps you to be a better lobster or something according to jordan peterson.

I always enjoyed the butt slaps.

@M4Gunner 😩 👌 💦

XD

Anyone ever grab your girlfriends head and hold it in your arm pit? I don't recommend it if you plan on staying with the woman, but it is fucking hilarious if you can laugh through another person's outrage.

You should try it at least once, but be ready for the consequences. XD

^^^^^^

The real order of business

I think we should discuss the drinking habits of writers; it's a serious issue!

Noice

That's very serious business, too.

I love the third one...

ree e E e XD

pffft, everyone knows it's vodka.

Seriously though, when people get drunk they think they are better at everything.

It's fairly entertaining.

I'm one of the rare people who **IS** actually better at everything when drunk... no, *REALLY*! XD

XD

If you see any let me know, I'll fucking fix those fuckers.

I might take you up on that.

I was originally hired to proof read but then started contributing so much I became the co-writer.

In the first day, honestly.