Message from @LumpyAcidFish

Discord ID: 480543835282341888


2018-08-19 01:04:53 UTC  

is fucking absolute bat shit

2018-08-19 01:05:17 UTC  

Is it the eternal game?

2018-08-19 01:07:26 UTC  

dude

2018-08-19 01:07:36 UTC  

imagine 5000 years of raging barbarians stoping my growth

2018-08-19 01:07:44 UTC  

so my 2 allies are sending me constant troops

2018-08-19 01:07:49 UTC  

then war mongering inca come in

2018-08-19 01:07:56 UTC  

then the carthaginians

2018-08-19 01:08:02 UTC  

it becomes a war for my capital raging for 2000 years

2018-08-19 01:08:08 UTC  

the battle for big booty bitch

2018-08-19 01:08:12 UTC  

they finally take it

2018-08-19 01:08:24 UTC  

i was given another city because some crossbowmen survived

2018-08-19 01:08:31 UTC  

i have 2 cities now

2018-08-19 01:08:35 UTC  

gamer girl pee and gang weed

2018-08-19 01:08:36 UTC  

Are you playing as the Persians or something? 2000 years is a long time lol

2018-08-19 01:08:41 UTC  

and now its a 3 way war for gamer girl pee

2018-08-19 01:09:02 UTC  

carthage incans and portuguese are now converging in on gamer girl pee

2018-08-19 01:09:05 UTC  

its all that drives them

2018-08-19 01:09:08 UTC  

they are now denouncing eachother

2018-08-19 01:09:32 UTC  

It's like listening to a sports game on the radio

2018-08-19 01:09:36 UTC  

dude

2018-08-19 01:09:38 UTC  

its going beast

2018-08-19 01:09:51 UTC  

gamer girl pee has been slaughtering troops from all 3 factions for years

2018-08-19 01:10:28 UTC  

i used the last of my gold to buy a castle

2018-08-19 01:10:41 UTC  

and i wiped 6 musket men from portugal

2018-08-19 01:10:45 UTC  

people do not advance at all

2018-08-19 01:10:53 UTC  

its a continent ravaged by snow and barbarians

2018-08-19 01:10:58 UTC  

everyones poor and unhappy

2018-08-19 01:11:08 UTC  

Ahh, like Westeros

2018-08-19 01:11:44 UTC  

polenesia is sending in knights

2018-08-19 01:11:55 UTC  

the last of portugals musket men have healed after surviving at one health

2018-08-19 01:12:01 UTC  

and the incans are now watching in horror

2018-08-19 01:12:06 UTC  

OH before gamer girl pee was taken

2018-08-19 01:12:16 UTC  

my friend cucked them by putting a citedal on my land before it was taken

2018-08-19 01:13:42 UTC  

big booty bitch was the worst city the incans have taken

2018-08-19 01:13:49 UTC  

its religion screaming lizards has a perk where it cannot die

2018-08-19 01:13:57 UTC  

so budhism cannot take it

2018-08-19 01:14:11 UTC  

and there is a big ugly spot belonging to egypt

2018-08-19 01:15:14 UTC  

my none religious friend of a barbarian playing ethopia

2018-08-19 01:15:20 UTC  

has been slaughtering countless missionaries from the inca

2018-08-19 01:15:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/480545269302427670/2n0t9u5zQ8HF2p0-di9VodKa5pZBG0BKGgNsErmx34w.png

2018-08-19 01:15:27 UTC  

budhism will not take niggeropolis