Message from @PurpleFyrus
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Lol
Thats hilarious
Not as tasty as Smegma tho
It smells *sooo* bad....
So does most good cheese, Bitches love Smega
And it's *crusty*
Thats how u know its Ripe and Good
Like Gouda
Or Brie
Dave Rubin looks like he has smegma
BOY U KNOW HE DOES
To sum up: Dick cheese is literally the buildup of millions of tiny bladder stones
K
Not as gross as Smegma, therefore boring
🤷🏻
But ty for the info
I wonder if Rubin will sell his smegma
Doubt it
Or maybe if i give enough on patreon
Only held for his Hubby
You'll have to fight his husband for it.
In the Pantry
Plus, Rubin is Jewish, so he has no smegma
Oh
Isnt rubin maried to Shapiro
Fuk
Broo, rubin is jewish?
Fukin no smegma, ur right!!!
Oh fuk
God damnit!
FUCK
now i have to go change my FanFic
There are gay Jews?
Bro
My room mate is a Gay Jew
I figured they evolved passed that
They exist
My French teacher was a Gay Jew
Damn evolution gave them -1 for gay +1 iq